I'm very, very tired.  Here's a small sampling of the strange things I've said today:

"Never NEVER pee in your father's suitcase!"

"That's not a twig, it's the stem from a grape. I don't know why it's in your macaroni, just eat around it."

"The cat just ran off with my pants" (long story)

"Go get your toothbrush out of the dishwasher and brush your teeth."

And finally, the crazy things I've done today:

Cleaned urine out of a suitcase, but I'm sure you've already guessed that

Caught vomit in a drinking glass...yes, again

Wrote a song about "speaking in tongues" to the tune of Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious

Gave 75% of my children to someone else for a few hours (Thanks "A", you're the best!)

Cancelled homeschool for today

I'm SO going to bed....