Saw this in the newspaper this afternoon. Very clever - written by Martin Bodek. For all baseball fans, regardless of where your loyalties lie!

Rocks and Sox.

Sox and Rocks.

Jocks from Rocks and Sox on Fox.

Fox has jocks from Rocks and Sox.

Rocks and Sox have jocks on Fox.

Sox with bats come.

Rocks with hats come.

Jocks with bats and hats and stats come.

Look, sir. Look, sir. Mr. Fox, sir.

Let's play games with hats and bats, sir.

Let's play games with stats, no gnats, sir.

Fans will snack on crackerjacks.

While Sox and Rocks take hacks and smacks.

Sox can rock with jack attacks.

Rocks can sock the warning tracks.

And here's a new trick, Mr. Fox.

Sox and Rocks on TV box.

Sox can sock or sack the Rocks.

Rocks can rock or wrack the Sox.

Now first of all, hold all your calls

And get enthralled, both tall and small

So all in all, it's fall baseball.

So gather all, and let's play ball!