This has been going around Facebook, and it's pretty funny. Google (your name) "wants" and or (your name) "needs" and post the top 5 results. Since I've seen it both ways, I thought I'd do both.

What Karen wants:

1. to remember being a kid
2. to remember things as I paint them (or maybe to paint things as I want to remember them)
3. to not end up in a meeting like that, sitting helplessly
4. a fight
5. to have the Ohio plumber killed

What Karen needs:

1. to vacuum the floors, throw in a load of wash (how true that is!)
2. to go to Fredericksburg
3. to work in the garden
4. to make a plan to keep on top of the replacement plan (???)
5. additional citations for verification in a wikipedia entry that mentions my name

Very funny! (I really don't want anyone killed, though.) So what does the world according to Google think YOU want and need?