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Jun. 12, 2007
Marriage in the Eyes of a Child....

Posted By 4evrHischild in Just for Fun

Another email funny that I wanted to share.

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered.   The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.   "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"

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Jun. 12, 2007 - Funny

Posted by GAMama

Thanks for the morning giggle! I hope you don't mind if I add you to my friends? I enjoyed reading your posts.

Lanie

Jun. 12, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by BlogBoy

Where do you live? It seems that everything that we are getting now, you get a lot later. It is really fun to watch them hatch. I don't know if we will see them do it this year though.

Eric

Jun. 13, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by PlainJane

Very cute! It reminds me of when our 10 yr. old was preschool age and the church choir director's son was IN LOVE with her. He was determined he was going to marry her, he even tackled her under a Sunday School table to try to kiss her (she is not the kissy type - maybe that's why). lol DH & I keep saying, NO, we don't approve on you marrying him (he was such a naughty boy). lol

Jun. 13, 2007 - HI Secret Sister!!

Posted by Anonymous

Hi!
I loved looking at your blog! Just wanted to stop by and say HI SECRET SISTER!!

I'll be checking in, take care!

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