This one is a limerick. Before you read the poem, read this: If oz. is pronounced "ounce", would boz. be "bounce" or proz. "Pronounce"? Okay, here's the poem!

A girl who wieghed many a oz.

Used language a dare not proz.

For a fellow unkind

Pulled her chair from behind,

Just to see (so he said) if she'd boz.

That's one of my favorites! Here's another:

There once was a man from Japan

Whose limericks never would scan;

When they said it was so,

He replied "Yes, I know, But I make a rule of always trying to get just as many words into the last line that I possibly can."

That one is very funny even though it breaks the limerick rules. I love that one too!

Okay, one more.

There was a young fellow who thought

Very little, but thought it a lot.

Then at last he knew

What he wanted to do

But before he could start, he forgot.

Goodbye! And don't forget to pray for my grandfather!