Crustaceanary

Writing on lobsters is better

Than writing a ordinary letter

There's a few minor flaws

'Cause crustaceans have claws

And lobsters and crabs are much wetter.

And we gave it to my mom's friend Tony for his birthday yesterday and guess what! He liked it so much he wrote a second verse! Here it is:

If lobsters and crabs were for writing

Instead of for cracking and biting

We'd scrawl on their hides

Not nosh their insides

But our files would smell something fright'ning.

Ha ha ha ha! Like it? Post a comment and tell me!