| A few weeks ago I wrote a poem about the art of writing on lobsters, crabs, and shrimp instead of plain old stationary. It's called Crustaceanary
Crustaceanary
Writing on lobsters is better
Than writing a ordinary letter
There's a few minor flaws
'Cause crustaceans have claws
And lobsters and crabs are much wetter.
And we gave it to my mom's friend Tony for his birthday yesterday and guess what! He liked it so much he wrote a second verse! Here it is:
If lobsters and crabs were for writing
Instead of for cracking and biting
We'd scrawl on their hides
Not nosh their insides
But our files would smell something fright'ning.
Ha ha ha ha! Like it? Post a comment and tell me! |
Nov. 5, 2009 - Untitled Comment
~Seachel