Mar. 24, 2008 -
Random questions to think about
Can you Cry Under Water?
Why Does a round pizza come in a Square Box??
Do the Alphabet & Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegitables, whats baby oil made of?
Why are you IN a movie but ON TV?
Why can Goofy stand & pluto is on all fours when they're both dogs?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
Why dont dogs like it when you blow in thier face, but love sticking thier head out the car window?
If you own land, do you own it to the center of the earth?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do penguins have knees?
Why do we drive on a parkway, but park in the driveway?
Why is an alarm clock "going off" when its really coming on?
If electricity comes from electrons, does Morality come from morons?
When bald people work as chefs, do they have to wear hair nets?
Why say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If you only had one eye, are you blinking or winking?
Why dont you ever see baby pigeons?
Why is it called "after dark" when its really after light?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Repost if u think this is funny...
So....what do u think? crazy huh.....
Peace, Adnarim
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Sep. 9, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by diamondkat
