7:02 The alarm clock goes off, destroying all dreams of small purple men plotting to destroy the White House, which has become over run with ants. Agent Tim groans and climbs slowly out of the loft bed and punches the alarm clock, sending it flying off the back of the desk.

7:25 After wasting most of his devotion time searching for the alarm clock behind the desk, Agent Tim begins to study his Bible.

7:48 The dialup starts. Tim snoozes as his website loads, and finally, the time has come. It's time to approve comments! Unfortunately, Tim wrote his post on "Notepad" instead of his usual hand-written post on his yellow legal pad, which has doomed his post to have no comments.

8:31 Breakfast. Agent Tim prefers skim milk, toast with butter and a pinch of cinnamon, with green eggs and ham. But today, the food coloring has run out. Oh well.

9:44 Chores. Note to self: remember to hook up the vacuum tube properly next time. Lost my second pair of shoes today. And the dental bill was kind of high when the vacuum suddenly turned on while I was inspecting the bottom. Oops.

10:30 Right on time, blogging begins. Yellow legal pad. Check. Pencil. Check. M & M's. Check.

10:35 Internet connected. First stop: Fox News. Tim yawns at yesterday's news and moves on to Hugh and Michelle's site. (Why is Instapundit so popular? I never could understand that...just following the crowd I suppose).

10:44 Tim goes thru the blogroll on his site. Reads Travis and David's debates. Chips in, then goes and shoots paintballs at Jake's site. Begins typing pre-written post.

11:00 Post almost done. M & M's are gone.

11:06 Post up. Tim smacks head.

11:07 Cross post on Homeschoolblogger. ATO rebuilt.

12:12 Lunch. Leftovers from Dinner. Powerade for drink.

2:02 Guitar string smacks Tim in his face. How do you replace on of these things???

4:06 Guitar string is finally fixed. Site is checked.

5:39 Dinner. Beans and Rice. That's what I get for cheering for Brazil in the World Cup.

6:08 Video. Little house on the Prairie more than likely. The popcorn's gone.

8:30 Post writing begins. Three posts are trashed before success.

9:04 1/2 Bed. Alarm clock fixed. Classical...er...Tree63 CD playing.

9:59 Dreams of Suddam Hussein as president...the scary thing is John Kerry is VICE President. And all the liberals have long tongues with a hinge in the middle. Weird.

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Aug. 5, 2005 - Untitled Comment

Posted by HappyApple

I truly enjoy your blog.
Your dreams sound a bit like mine... LOL.
I had a dream once that I was on this island and soldiers were shooting at me... I kept looking into holes...
A few days later after this dream they found Suddam Hussein in his hole!

liberals with long tongues and hinges... very weird! LOL

Di

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Aug. 5, 2005 - LOL

Posted by AgentTim

Yes...quite funny...though I can't say I've had these exact dreams, though I have had some odd ones.

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Nov. 4, 2005 - Scary

Posted by LibertyandJustice

Sounds scarily familar to my day. CCHS Bloggers Unite! (CCHS being Conservatve Christian Homeschooled Students, or some variation, for those NOT in the know)

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