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Dragontonge has a...creative mind. Though the contraptions she puts to action seem to be invented purely to aggrivate me!

Take for instance, her Lazer Maze a few years ago. She had strung yarn over every inch of our room! For a couple weeks, I did my best to please her, and manuverate through it without detaching anything. Well, one night as Dragon, Book, and I were sleeping together (Book had had a bad dream) I got fed up with it. Since I was sweltering sandwiched between my elder sisters I had decided to return to my own four-mattress-stacked bed, only to have my path impeeded by the spiderweb. I, being tired, hot, and cross, ripped my way through the yard-and-a-half space between our beds, which, at the time, felt like two miles. When Dragon woke up the next morning she was very displeased with me, and the Lazer Maze came down a few days later.

Now, Dragon has a new invention to torture me with. An Automatic Door Closer. Oh, that sounds pretty cool, to be sure, but look at it!

It is ugly.
I begin to open the door, having blissfully forgotten about Dragon's latest monstrosity, only to be suddenly reminded by the irritating resistance. I also have to keep a hold on the door in order to prevent it from slamming into my head. Once, I made the mistake of letting go while walking through and ended up running into the side of the door. I was on the phone too. Heheh... she said it sounded funny...
"That sounds like fun! I will go ask my mother!"
*smack*
"Aww! Oooh, ow!"

Oh, well. I wonder how long the Automatic Door Closer will last...