Someone in my homeschool group posted this and I think it's cute!

The 14 Days of Homeschooling
(tune of "THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS")

On the first day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Can you homeschool
legally?"

On the second day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Are they
socialized, can you homeschool legally?"

On the third day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Do you give them
tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"

On the fourth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "What about P.E.,
do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool
legally?"

On the fifth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "YOU ARE SO STRANGE!
What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they
socialized, can you homeschool legally?"

On the Sixth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "How long will you
homeschool, YOU 'RE SO STRANGE, what about P.E., do you give
them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"

On the seventh day of home school my neighbor said to me, "Look at what
they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what
about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool
legally?"

On the eighth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "Why do you do
this, look at what they're missing, how long will you home school, YOU ARE
SO STRANGE, what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized, do
you homeschool legally?"

On the ninth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "They'll miss the
prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you
home school, YOU 'RE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them tests,
are they socialized, do you homeschool legally?"

On the tenth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "What about
graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they're
missing, how long will you home school, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about
P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool
legally?"

On the eleventh day of home school my neighbor said to me, "I could never do
that, what about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look
at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE,
what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you
homeschool
legally?"

On the twelfth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Can they go to
college, I could never do that, what about graduation, they'll miss the
prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you
homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, What about P.E., do you give them tests, are
they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"

On the thirteenth day of homeschool I thoughtfully replied: "They can go to
college, yes you can do this, and they can graduate, we don't need the prom,
we do it cuz we like it, they aren't missing anything, we'll homeschool
forever, WE'RE NOT STRANGE!, We give them P.E., life itself's a test, they
are socialized, AND WE HOMESCHOOL LEGALLY!

On the fourteenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "How can I get
started, why didn't you tell me, where do I buy curriculum, when is the next
conference, WILL PEOPLE THINK WE'RE STRANGE? I think we can do this, if you
will help us, can we join P.E. and we'll homeschool legally.