BobaFett... likes to blow things up

I'm one of those cool dudes that think they're the only ones in the world that like newsboys, and they're actually not. Me? oh I don't like the city... no way. I like the country, nothing but it. Mad cartoonist also I am. Mad person also I am. I will be intelligent when hell freezes over, and all that sort of thing... ENJOY my blog


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Birthd'y-Taggy

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H-ray I got tagged by sharla88 so thanks sharla and after this tagg then I will write some entry

okay! I gotta say some of my favourite things

1 color: Blood colour, RED

2 names: Ho-Ching-Flung-Wong, Frank

3 foods: Lasagna, Pasta, Pizza

4 books: Sherlock Holmes, Tom Sawyer, Asterix, Tintin

5 Characters: Mickey Mouse, Garfield, Anakin, Obelix, Legolas.

6 movies: Star Wars, LOTR, Shrek, The curse of the Ware Rabbit, Cars, The Sound Of Music

7 Hobbies: visiting the bloggery, Stamp collecting, bush-bashing, writing stories, reading, Cartooning.

8 places you want to visit: The grand Canyon, Germany, Uluru, Nigara Falls, South america, Eiffel Tower,  The Pyramids, Switzerland.
 
9 things you want to do before you die: Make a job of Cartooning, Get Married, Go and See all my blogging friends, go and see my friends in Germany, Explore some unexplored places, Explore some underground caves, Draw a comic book (like Asterix), Swim in the sea, get some good muscles

11 Fav. people on HSB: Sharla88, Burger, Bibleman, Quadguys, Yoshiyahu, Boomer, OceanaJones, onedaymore,  coffegirl, Padmeamidala, acartooningguy

okay all those guys that I said are my favourites ar ethe ones that have to do this tag.

okay now: well on the 21st of feb it was my Birthday and I got, A Desk, a Towel, a Palm top, and some other stuff. well the desk I like coz I can doo al my drawing at it now instead of doing it on my bed and I can do all my school at it. and I like my Palm top as well coz now I can write down events, and set alarms for certain dates, set alarms, time people, see what the date is, see what the time is, write eddresses, and Memos, and write to-do lists, and heaps of other stuff like games and things.

Da desk is gudd coz It has lots of draws and I am going to attatch a light to it

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Chapter XIX

scroll Well guys here is another chapter. Get yourself a cup of tea and some biscuits and settle down 'cause this is going to be a long one...

XIX

When finally the “guys” moved off they had both got a terrible cramp and could barely move for the life of them. At last after a lot of pumping and squeezing their legs they were finally able to stand up and move around. They crept out from behind the cupboard and looked at the table. The map was still there but with a knife stuck into the middle of it to stop it from blowing away. Garathorn tried to pull the knife out but found it wouldn't budge. They studied the map and saw the little markings of a pencil drawn through one side of a valley and another one being dragged from the other side of the valley. They studied it for a while and then Théron decided to give the knife another go, and tugged and wrenched it until it flew out, back and clashed the back wall.
“Well,” said Théron, “that's done, now what?”
“Well I suggest we get out of her before those ruffians come back and wring our necks,” said Garathorn
“Good idea, in fact, it's a great idea,” Théron replied.
“Alright then, let's get cracking!”
Théron picked up the knife and Garathorn stuffed the map inside one of his pockets. And together they went out the same passage that the Generals had gone. They trudged along through the wet murky passages until they saw a ladder going straight up into blackness. But when they looked up the hole they could see a small circle of light penetrating  the blackness.


Meanwhile Gladroth had been pacing up and down the side of the cliff and wondering what was going on. He had been thinking that one of them had either fallen over the cliff (Probably Garathorn) and Théron had come and tried to rescue him and then he did not know what could have happened after that. He saw some footprints going to the side of the cliff, which he recognized as Garathorns, they were placed far apart so he knew that he must have been running or something. He had no idea what Garathorn was doing running over the side of the cliff, and supposed he had fallen down. He became sad when he realized this. and spent about half an hour looking over the cliff and staring at nothing in particular. Finally when he came to his senses he looked around again and saw a clump of bushes and he walked over to them. He saw a round rock and went over to it for no reason at all and to his surprise he saw a hole, And he looked into it and tried to get his eyes accustomed to the dark. Presently he heard voices and immediately recognized them as Garathorn and Thérons voices. The surprise of this knocked him senseless. and he fell backwards into unconsciousness.

All this time Garathorn and Théron had been climbing up the ladder which was very tall and thin. The light at the top became bigger and bigger. Suddenly they saw a head poking over the top of the hole, They could not see who it was because it was a silhouette and they shouted to him. They called to him and called and called but then the face disappeared and they did not see him until they got to the top. They were shocked to find that it was Gladroth, senseless. They assumed that he had been knocked out by someone. but they could feel no lump on his head. They rolled the stone over the hole so as to not let any other “creatures” out. Finally his eyes opened and he sat up.
“Wah! Hellllllp,” said Gladroth when he first saw them, for he did not recognize them at first.
And then when he realized it was Garathorn and Théron, he shouted for joy at the sight of them.
“Well where have you been you jokers?” he said “I've been looking for you practically throughout the whole world,” he said sarcastically
“The whole world?” said Garathorn.
“Oh well, maybe not the whole world but do you get my point?”
“Well I would like to tell you something: we were not playing jokers,” said Gladroth for the first time.
They chatted for some time and then they decided to set up camp and go on their way. They ate some deer, which they had caught and cooked.

The next morning they packed up and got on their horses and walked on along the path that would take them to where they were going. They were just rounding the corner when they came face to face with a patrol of quezillians.
They thought they had had enough for one day.
They all groaned and jumped off their horses. drew their swords wearily and then attacked.

Well I hope you liked it and I hope you are glad that I have finally done another chapter. (I myself am pretty pleased)
~BobaFett




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Tagged!!! By Burger!!!

scroll Who is your favorite singer or group?
Newsboys

What is your favorite gemstone?
Opal

Do you have a collection of any kind? (I collect stamps)
I collect stamps too (kind of but I don't do it much

Have you ever tried growing vegatables? If so, were they a success?
Nope I am a hopeless vegetable grower (actually come to think of it I have never grown vegetables!

Have you been overseas? If so, where did you go? If not, where would you like to go?
Yup we went to Pakofstanleys (Pakistan) and it woz funne

Have you ever broken a bone?
Nah only my dad has ever had a broken bone

What do you prefer: Chinese, Mexican or Italian food?
Italiano ahh Lasagne and all that sort of thing

How many shooting stars have you seen? (if you can remember!!)
Wohh about ten, fifteen, twenty. One night me and Yoshiyahu along with my dad stayed up all night till it was morning in the bush sitting around a camp fire. It woz funne

If you were in the military, would you be in the army, navy or air force?
AIR FORCE what could be more delightful

What’s your temperament?
Quick to get angry!

Is it flat or hilly where you live?
It is sort of kind of hilly and is awesome fun to ride bikes around woooooohooooo!!!

What’s your favorite sport?
SOCCER!

Okay thanks for the tag Burger shall I tag some other people?

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I got tagged by two people (same tag)

scroll Hi bloggarians (heh heh Padmeamidala) I just got tagged with the same tag by two people (jugglingpaynes, and, sharla88) sorry guys that I haven't been giving anyone a tag but I have to give it to you that's the problem. I have to say seven things weird about myself and give this tag to seven other people. so here goes.

  1. If I have a drawing unfinished I am stressed for the rest of the day until I have is finished and looking how I want it.
  2. I sing in the shower so loud that the house nearly falls down.
  3. I like do do things that risk injuries like riding full on over the side of a hill and hoping it is not a cliff (did that once) and going over a huge jump and hoping that I don't go too high. And inventing new and scary tricks to do on a bike. plus many more.
  4. I like pretending to crash on my bike and faking unconsciousness.
  5. I like swinging through trees like a monkey.
  6. My most treasured possession is my pencil
  7. If I put something down and keep reminding myself to pick it up again then I always forget.
I have to tag seven other people so here are the people I am going to tag:

Yoshiyahu,
Bibleman,
Burger,
onedaymore,
OceanaJones
Padmeamidala
Boomer.


c-ya bloggers, ~BobaFett



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Emus in the property one by one

scroll Hey guess what bloggers??? we have an emu in out property!! it wandered in yesterday evening and has now gone into the bush of our property somewhere. so when we go for a walk around our property then we will probably see an emu wandering around sometimes. I will send a photo of "our Emu" as soon as I get one. hey and Burger? are you there I'm sorry but I can't bring an emu over to your place in a jar. they are just the teenciest bit to big. otherwise I would. Thanks for all the comments guys and looking forward to more of them. So you know what you have to do; COMMENT! Hey guys you know what? when I write "bloggers" it corrected it to: "floggers" so would you mind if I called you guys floggers? NO? good then that is what I will call you from now on. In fact this morning I woke up and saw the Emu coming for a drink at one of our dams. It drinks in a weird way, first it sits down by the edge of the dam and then it drinks like a chicken. And another thing; hey jugglingpaynes (why are you called "jugglingpaynes") you told me you had coyotes and stuff where you are. you have all the interesting stuff, all we have are scores (even billions) of Kangaroos, hundreds of Emus and every now and then you see the occasional rabbit or echidna. not counting wedge tailed eagles and tons of magpies. Magpies (in case you americans don't know) are these black and white birds which swoop down and peck your heads. They always attack from behind and all that gives you a warning is this sound like a jet engine. The surprising thing is that they sound like a jet engine (seriously) and they are surprisingly loud for their size (about the size of crows) one thing they don't like is red, orange, or, yellow shirts.
that's all for now.
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Emus in favor of Burger

scroll Hi bloggers I have just come back from the best time in my life. I now will tell you that I said something wrong in my last entry I said: "There were 20+ emus" now I say that I have made a major mistake. Today just a few minutes ago we (me and Yoshiyahu) just came back from the most awesome photographic mission. we went out and took about 10 billion photos of emus (exaggeration). There were, now I correct myself, at least 60+ emus. And now, in favor of Burger Dutra I will now post a few of them. first of all we took some photos of adult emus. which I took when I was hiding in a clump of trees (here is a photo that I took then) If you go to Yoshis blog and read his entry then you will know what I am talking about when I say "I was sitting in a clump of trees when I took this photo.
the photo below was a photo Yoshiyahu took and those are my legs at the side there so now you know what my legs look like at least. this one was when we climbed into a tree which was really great because the little emus walked practically right under us

don't those baby emus look cute? in the photo below you can see more clearly that they look like balls of brown fluff:

And this is the best photo of the lot which (of course) was done by me although we did millions more pictures these are just four of them.
anyway below is one that Yoshi also took (we took turns with the camera) this is of only the chicks so hope you enjoyed this entry and maybe I will continue it tomorrow so keep looking at this same entry and you should see some changes by tomorrow sometime. And we will finish this entry (for today) with a picture of some emu chicks. C-ya~BobaFett~

P.S. and there also you can see my sandals with the bottoms of them coming off
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Finally sorry whats up with me?????

scroll Hi bloggers I'm sorry I haven't done another entry for ages (or as you Americans would say: "I haven't done and entry in forever) recent news::: hmmmmm ah we have had a herd, (flock/group whatever) of Emus coming around our house for the last few days, and you wouldn't believe how many there were: there were at least 20+ (Here is a picture for in case you Americans don't even know what an Emu looks like)

Oh alright you can't see the body on that one but now you know what an emus head looks like if you didn't know. So comment and tell me what you think of me criticizing Americans and seeing emus and all that sort of thing. (I am not really criticizing you I am just saying all this because you aren't an Aussie)
Hey guys guess what??? Coffeegirl's back so go and say hello again. although she will only be posting an entry once a week its good to have one of my best commenter's back again. I will post another chapter as soon as I write the stinkin' thing. The thing is I'm sick of doing that story and I want to start a new one Waaaaaaaa!!! I have got my next story all planned out . And guys some more brilliant news... Boomer's done another entry!!! how about that!?! isn't that great? You know guys (or Bloggerians) I was just wondering... do you think this entry is interesting? comment and tell me. I reckon this entry is just nonsense don't you think so too? but this is awesome fun writing this entry (I reckon) Other things in the news this week well I've begun to go through my cartooning book called: Draw Cartoons today By: Lou Darvas. and it is really fun. I know I should be writing about cartoons on my cartooning blog but I can't be bothered to sign in. And another thing is... Oh alright I will write what I was going to say on my cartooning blog so go and see it. Another thing to tell me in a comment is... are you glad that I am back intact? and another thing is? did you miss me??? oh alright you don't have to answer that question unless you really want to, okay? I will also put another comic that I did on my cartooning blog so go and check it out. I will also explain about it. Bye for now And I will tell you more about my current life some other time (maybe tomorrow) In the meantime and for the last time,  GO, AND, CHECK, OUT, MY, CARTOOOOOOOONS!!!
If you want to go and check out my cartoons then click here
~BobaFett~

P.S. I am editing this entry right now cause I just wanted to say tat we have just seen... COMET MCNAUGHT!!! it is awesome and...
"Wow, cool that is amazing"
I just went out and looked at it and it is even better than it was before since it is getting darker all the time. And another thing: Hey coffegirl? 'you out there? if y'ar then tell me what the comet looked like way it in woop-woop-land (which is Australian for: out in the middle of nowhere) here is a picture what the comet looked like out here. (Take away the clouds and make the sky a bit darker, and make the comet moving right instead of left and this is our comet)
wow it is huge now. it is stretching over one seventh of the sky.
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Nyoo entrey

scroll sorrey faw tieping iyn thiss weerd langwidge butt ie jusst feel lyk itt att tha mowmunt. goe andd seee ah nyoo entrey onn mie utha blog. Klik hear 2 goe ther (ie didd summ mawe picktsherz)
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Goodbye time

scroll Hey bloggers all who new Coffegirl go and say goodbye cause she is going away never to return to the blogging world. Because she has no internet up where she has moved to.
Bye
~BobaFett~



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Photo?

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Anyways I am going to ask you a question: Do you want to see a picture of me. huh, do you, do you, huh, do, you, you, do you. well I will post one some other time



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scroll Ho blogger people. I know this is one day late (I forgot to do it yesterday)
Happy New Year
what are you blogger people going to do in 2007? eh?
I hope you guys have a good year 2007. I know I will cause you guys will make me happy by commenting. (at least, "you'd better comment").
Merry New Year!!!




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Voting thing

scroll Hiya bloggers out there. I have two things to tell you...
  1. I have a little thing to vote whether you want me to do another story or not (it is above the c-box)
  2. I have a new blog!!! click here to go there
I hope you like voting and looking at my blog (and commenting on it)

       ~BobaFett~




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Chapter Time [Part XVIII

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Part XVIII

 

“Whoa!” Gladroth shouted to his horse. He had nearly gone head on over the side of a deep and dark chasm.

‘That was a bit of a near miss,’ he said to himself. He jumped off his horse and walked to the edge of the cliff and looked over.

“Wah!” he jumped back from the side.

‘If anyone had gone this way full speed!‘ He thought to himself again

Just then he heard the whinny of a horse and looked around. There over near a clump of bushes was Théron’s horse.

‘Hmm,’ he said to himself ‘that’s weird, Théron doesn’t usually leave his horse unguarded and not even tied to a stake. This is strange’

 

Théron on the other hand was climbing a dark and murky passage. Stráthen had told him the directions. He was now at an intersection on the passage. Stráthen had told him to turn to the left when he came to this intersection, so he did. Eventually after about fifteen minutes he heard deep voices and saw a doorway. Light streamed out of the doorway. He had to half close his eyes for his eyes were used to the pitch blackness of the tunnel. He got to the doorway and looked in. To his right he saw a cupboard; in front of him was a large and very high table and standing around the large and very high table; were the Generals of the Quezillians. Quickly he nipped behind the cupboard to his left. He sat in the darkness waited and listened. Presently he felt a nudge, He looked in the direction of where the nudge.

‘Hey remember me,’ came a whispered voice.

“Garathorn?” he whispered back

‘Yup, that’s me,’ the voice replied

‘What’s been happening?’ Théron asked.

‘Oh pretty much everything,’ said Garathorn, ‘I’ll tell you later. Right now I think we should wait till these guys move off’





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Hi guys

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As you might see I have changed my template 'cuase I have finally figured out the html code (which isn't that difficult so I hope you don't mind me fiddling around mith my blog. Meanwhile you can go and visit this blog wwwohomeschoolblogger.com/quadguys and post a comment I am one of the owners of that certain blog. and it is really fun
Bye For now
~BobaFett



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Penny Bangers

 

 This time we were living at Chitral which is a town that is very fun to live in. We had heaps of friends and made them all by having snow ball fights… but that’s another story.

Anyway Penny-Bangers are these small bomb things that come in a sort of matchbox. You strike the bangers as if striking a match. The penny bangers light and after a while when they have burned down bit the go off with a tremendous BOOM! Most of the time while we were at Chitral we were guarded by police—because people had threatened to come in the night and kill us. One day we woke up and saw one of the policemen asleep and a brilliant plan popped into our minds. (Actually it was Daddy’s mind. But… who cares) He went out quietly and lit a penny banger under the bed that the policeman’s bed. Then he quietly tiptoed back into the house. This house had a flat roof that you could go up onto and walk around, so we all went up onto the roof Yoshiyahu, Daddy, Me, and some of our Pakistani friends. We got to the roof and looked down at the policeman. He hadn’t woken up yet and the Penny-banger hadn’t gone off yet. Suddenly it went of with a tremendous BOOM! The policeman jumped up, loaded his gun and looked around quickly as if some enemy were about. We all laughed at this and when the he found out that the joke was on him he started laughing too. One of our Pakistani friends went down and explained it all and they had a good laugh.

 

This is a very short episode so SORREEEE! (I could have explained it in more detail but I didn’t… so there)

~Agent: Bobafett~

 





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well as you might see I've finally done another chapter. after all this time. so I hope you enjoy it.

~BobaFett~

Part XVII

Théron awoke the next day to the sound of someone coming in his door. He looked up to see Stráthen coming in the door.

“I see you are feeling better,” said Stráthen.

“Maybe even good enough to go to that tunnel I was talking about,” He continued. At the thought of maybe seeing his friends again he leapt out of bed

“Right,” he said, “when do we start?”

“Err? Whenever!” said Stráthen

“… well let’s go now then!!!” Théron burst out

“Well… get you’re things and we’ll be off!” said Stráthen.

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Gladroth was looking and wondering where everyone was when a horse whinnied he walked around to the other side of the large cave that they had slept in. and saw Garathorn’s horse tied up to a pike that had been driven into the ground. Then he remembered that Garathorn had disappeared.

“I wonder where Théron is?” he thought to himself. He paced around growing restless and waiting for Théron to show up. Then, he took Garathorn’s horse and rode away swiftly in the direction which Théron had gone.

 

 

Meanwhile, Garathorn was in the cave on the side of the cliff with the generals of the Quezillians practically breathing in his ear.

“We will attack at dawn in a week’s time,” said Broken-nose.

“Bakhoth won’t stand a chance,” said Curly-beard.

“They’ve got plenty of men but we’ve got more.” said Straight-nose.

Broken nose spread out a map on the table and pointed to one spot.

“See this spot?” asked Broken-nose.

Both the other generals nodded.

“That is Bakhoth. you’ll take you’re men,” he said talking to Straight-nose. “And line them up on the north side,” he said pointing to another spot. “When you hear my trumpet you’ll bring you’re men around this hill and through this valley. Bakhoth is at the bottom of this valley.” He finished. “You,” he said talking to curly beard. “You’ll go to the back of this hill and march to the top. When you hear the trumpet you’ll march down the hill attack Bakhoth from the east side.” he said. Barnoxrith is not here at this time but he’ll attack from the west side down from this hill” he said pointing to yet another spot on the map. “I myself will attack from the south side. This means the people of Bakhoth have no hope of fleeing.”

Garathorn stood stock still.

‘He’d never be able to get to Bakhoth in time to tell them to prepare for war.’ plus there was the fact that Théron and Gladroth weren’t anywhere where he knew. And He didn’t know the way out.

what could he do. Then he thought of a great idea.





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Still Fires...yikes

scroll the fires are still raging around Victoria and South Australia. but so far none have come around here yet *phew* we are getting prepared in case a fire does come through. We've filled up all the barrells and the wheelie bin and made sure we all know how to start the water pump. The day before yesterday the sky was hazy and the sun was so din that I could see sunspots on it. the smell of smoke is wtill around and we can see smoke. we're supposed to drink about a litre of water per hour in case a fire does come through and we have to rush about with the headless chicken syndrome squirting the firehose around and shooting water pistols at the embers. (you may think this sounds fun but I've heard that the sky goes pitch black and you can hear an enormous roaring sound) which desn't sound too good to me.
anyway gotta go
~BobaFett~





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Fires...Yikes!!!

scroll Hi everyone I am sitting at the computer right now typing this entry and out side the sky is all hazy with smoke. There are Bushfires all around Victoria and the sky is an orangy brown color. This morning I woke up to see the sun as an orange ball that was so dim that I could look at it. further away from us (it's a bit loke fog) everything looks grey
so I just hope no bushfire comes through here.

~BobaFett~





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Pakkie #1

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Pakistan Stories.

Introduction

All these stories really happened and all of them I can remember pretty clearly. I think most of them happened over a few years. Which were I think 2002, 2003, and 2004? But I cant remember the exact dates that each of these stories happened. But here they are anyway.

The Scorpion.

This little episode happened in Bumbaret, which is a village at the bottom of a valley with a river flowing through the bottom of it. At this time I remember we were living at a hotel called “The Ishpata Inn.” This hotel is at the bottom of a mountain that has a lot of holly trees all over it. One day I went up into the mountain because daddy was helping to cut up a goat. So I had gone away because I didn’t want to look (plus there was the thought that just a minute ago I had seen it walking to its death). Anyway I was up in the mountains with my brother Yoshiyahu. We had found a hollow tree and Yoshiyahu was inside and poking his hand out of a little hole we had found in the tree. Since the tree was on a slope the ground was higher on the side that Yoshiyahu was sticking his hand out so that he could touch the ground. Yoshiyahu was touching a large rock and I was outside the tree watching him. He picked up the rock and under it was a huge scorpion—about nine inches from its front to its back—.

As Yoshiyahu was in the tree he couldn’t see the huge scorpion. I yelled to him that there was a nine inch scorpion and that he was almost touching it. He bolted out of the tree and down the path back to the hotel (me following in hot pursuit). It seemed like only a few seconds and we were back at the hotel. I told daddy (who was taking photos of the goat’s carcass) that we had seen a scorpion. One of the local people (whose name was “Lum” I think) asked what was going on (probably because we looked so scared) and daddy told him. Then Lum said that he had been bitten on the hand by a scorpion once. And it had swollen up to an enormous size.

 

After that I can’t really remember any more. And that’s all there is to it I think.



I'll be posting more of these so I hope you enjoy them





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Hilarious Music

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woohoo!

scroll Woohoo we got put up on a motorbike website. click here
you'll have to click on the the second one clockwise from the top. (I'm the one on the right) all four of us in the picture are friends and we all have a single blog where we each write entry's and all know the password. click HERE To go there.
and would all you bloggers out ther have mercy and gimmie comments





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music and a new adoption center

scroll I have some new Star wars music. and it's hilarious. if you go to where my music is and play the one that is on the bottom then you should be able to hear it.
I have also adoted a fish. "why the fish," you might ask becaus I like to do bombing runs over him with the fish food.





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Monster Truck poem continued

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...continued


Then the great event began

I looked like a civilized guy,

And Yoshi like a country-man.

We stood round the fence all four of us did.

The machines drove out, all overloaded,

With engines, exhausts, and other things.

They lined up before us,

And then all the drivers got out,

So then we all began to shout.

“LONG LIVE THE DRIVERS!”

The commentator shouted out,

This and that and that and this,

Until the crowd just booed and hissed.

At first there was an obstacle course,

I stood as still as a clotheshorse,

As the monster trucks weaved in and out,

And in and out and out and about,

Of obstacles that were short and stout.

After that there were some guys,

On motorbikes jumping to the sky.

They went up and they came down,
and they all landed on the ground.

Then I think there was a car,

This took a run-up from a-far,

And then it went right through a van.

(Or should I say a caravan).

I think the next thing was a van,

With a big huge jet engine fan.

There also was a car melting show.

Where jet vans melted it with one blow

At the end there were some things

Called fireworks Aus vs. China

And china’s were finer.

Then we all of us went home.

And brushed my teeth,

Until they turned to foam.





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MONSTER TRUCK POEM!!!

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Here is a poem I wrote about the Monster Truck show we went to the day before yesterday. This is just the beginning. As you will see if you read the poem the monster trucks haven’t even come out yet. So I’ve got to finish it later.

Hope you enjoy “the first bit”

~BobaFett~

P.S. find out more about our trip to the monster trucks at this site

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The monster trucks

 

 The Monster Trucks were not a bore,

We got there at around about four.

When we arrived we set up camp,

And watched them setting up a ramp.

Then we went around and around,

The show grounds to find our good friends,

Sir Jadon and young Mister Matt.

Yoshi walked right next to me,

In his good old wide brimmed hat.

We fin’lly found Matt back at base,

With a smug look upon his face.

“We finally found you at long last”

 I said quite loudly in a gasp.

“So now we’ll get the autographs,”

I said quite quickly with a laugh.

Sir Jadon came around a bend.

“Ahoy there my good old friend!”

“Were going to get some autographs”

 “Oh good,”  said Jadon, with some laughs,

We walked and walked and walked and walked,

Then we broke into a run,

“Now,” I said “Now for some fun”

We dodged through the crowds of folks,

And some of them we had to coax,

To get out of our way,

(This was on last Saturday)

At last we fin’lly found the place,

Were we could get some autographes.

We got some from some motorbike guys

 And then oh how time flies

It was time for the Trucks to begin.

We raced back to that base of ours.

And waited there for hours and hours.

One feller did some magic shows,

One of those hanky tricks you know.

 

To be continued…