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Jun. 19, 2006
Jesus and Satan

Posted in Just for Fun

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on
the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired
of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set
up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge
who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets! .

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports.

They did every job kno wn to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went
off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curseword known in
the underworld. Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE!

"I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of His files from
the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed.

"That's not fair! He cheated!

How come He has all His work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

 

Ain't it the truth!



Comments

Jun. 19, 2006 - Jesus vs Satan

Posted by cakeandcam

I had to share your Jesus vs Satan story with all my friends. How funny, and yet how true!!
Thanks for sharing...

Betty

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Jun. 19, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by CommunicationFUNdamentals

ROFL very true!

JoJo

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Jun. 19, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by peainapod1

That was great! Thanks for sharing I am going to send that to our pastor. She would get a great laugh.

Rebecca

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