Hi all,

In light of November 4, which was not only election day, but my wedding anniversary (19 years!) I thought I would post something a bit fun.  I think we all could us a bit of comic relief right now.   

 I don't know who to give the credit to on this one, but if you do please let me know!

Enjoy~ 

21 LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1.      I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 

2.      I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me! 

3.      Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.  (ummm..not funny)

4.      I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.      Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.      I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

7.      Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

8.      Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

9.      Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

10.  Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

11.  Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

12.  Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

13.  Procrastinate Now!

14.  I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that?

15.  A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

16.  Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

17.  He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

18.  A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

19.  Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.  (one of my favorites here.  LOL!)

20.  The trouble with life is there's no background music.

21.  I smile because I don't know what is going on.

                         Author Unknown

Blessings!

Nancy

(Hopefully, you can smile because you DO know what is going on.  Praise God, He will never leave us, nor forsake us.)

 God Bless America!