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Hello everyone, this is my first entry as an independent blogger. I have been homeschooling a long time, and now I am appoaching a new horizon: the near-end of my homeschool journey-only two more students and two more years left. Does anyone have any advice as to what to do with only one more year left (with my soon-to-be- "senior" in high school? My list of things I want to accomplish is long, but the time is short. I'd appreciate any words of wisdom, thanks. And for those who are old enought to remember, the following parody is a reminder as to why we didn't like it then, and still don't like the Dick and Jane readers.
Jane Eyre Meets Dick and Jane This is Jane. Hello Jane. Jane is poor. Her dress is poor. Her shoes are poor. Her hat is poor. Poor Jane. This is Mr. Rochester. Hello Mr. Rochester, Mr. Rochester is rich. He has a big house. He has a big dog. He has a big horse. He has a big secret. What is Mr. Rochesters secret? Jane cannot guess the secret. Can you guess the secret? This is Mrs. Rochester. Hello Mrs. Rochester, Mrs. Rochester is crazy. She has a candle. The candle is lighted. Mrs. Rochester can laugh. She laughs: ha ha ha. Run Jane Run.
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