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A True Story (poor Bug!)
If you make your mom a muffin (because she's pg & tired and you're trying to be helpful), be careful not to drop the muffin pan face down on the oven door.
If you drop the muffin pan face down on the oven door, you will feel bad and run to your room really upset.
If you run to your room and are really upset, your mom will feel bad for you and scrape as much batter off the door as she can to try and salvage breakfast.
If you queasy, pg mom scrapes batter off the oven door to try and salvage breakfast, it will make her rush to the bathroom and be in there awhile.
If mom is in the bathroom awhile and you are hiding in your room , no one is watching the muffins and they will burn black.
When the muffins burn black, you will all have a late breakfast of cold cereal and school will be canceled for the day so mom can clean the oven/stove front/floor.
If school is canceled for the day, and mom realizes that the cheapo muffin pan burned so badly you can't save it (really, I wasn't in the bathroom THAT long!!), you will need to go to the store to get a new muffin pan. And oven cleaner. And rubber gloves. And cheap kitchen rags.
If you buy a new muffin pan, your pg mom will crave muffins... even though cleaning the oven/stove front/floor made her really ill.
So if you make your mom a muffin...
How is YOUR week going???
Peace to you,
Katie |
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