Today I bring you three things that make Miss Dance crazy. So, if you know her IRL, you will now know just what buttons to push.
#1 Many times she will see someone's necklace and tell them they are "illegal." This means the clasp has slipped around to the front where it is visible. Or, worse yet, it is the whole way down touching the pendant. She is not even happy if it is off-center in the back. I am not sure just what law this breaks, but apparently it is criminal behavior.
#2 If you take her shopping to a store that uses carts, she wants it filled evenly. The Right Way to do this is to set things in squarely so they fit together without leaving blanks. Everything must be (of course) right side up and you start filling from the back right corner across to the back left, then start another row touching it from right to left and continue till you are done in the store. She is more willing to be flexible if the contents of the cart include things she deems cute, for herself, or even if there are inordinate quantities of sugar.
#3 She totally disapproves of all my special buddies being males who are pink. Yes, Chicky, Precious and Melrose look like females to her, just because of the color of their fur. Piglet missed the photo, but everyone knows he's a guy. (Fans of Melrose: note the cape Mr Music has furnished him. This was knit for I think a Barbie by a very young Miss Language. I think it is the only thing she has ever knit.)
So, free advice to any males who want to drive Miss Dance away: wear a necklace with the clasp slid around, shop sloppily, and wear pink. That should do it. | 
