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Apr. 18, 2008 - Words of Wisdom...
Words of Wisdom from the Voice of Experience... Me.
1.Be careful what you say and do, because it may come back to haunt you. When I woke up this morning, I had an embarrassing moment on my head. Eeeeeeee!! Get it off of me!! Heeeeeelp!
2. The word "Moonshine" does not mean "Moonbeam" anymore; therefore, do not say "Take a sip of that moonshine" when you mean "Look at that lovely moon, and see how the moonbeams shine brightly upon us!"
3. Whenever you slip and fall in front of your friends or family, spring back up and say, "TA DA!" It works every time. 
4. Read carefully, and make sure you aren't reading "Marco Focus" instead of "Macro Focus," or "Singer Gets Long Awaited Invitation from the President" instead of "Signer Gets Long Awaited Invitation from the President."
5. Watch where you're going, or else, you'll end up running into a tree, park bench, or sliding glass door.
6. Don't have the mentality "If there's anything you can do, I can do better." Take, for example, a 12 year-old girl who tries to show her 10 year-old brother how much faster she can run on a treadmill. Her demise was literally FLYING off of the treadmill, and sustaining burns and scrapes from the frightening flight. No bueno.
7. "Faux" is pronounced "Foe," not "Fox."
8. Make sure you aren't the only one standing up if you think you heard the song leader said "Let's stand" instead of "Let's sing." If you are the only one standing, seat yourself immediately.
9. NEVER EVER assume that the plural word for "computer mouse" is "computer mouses."  Just because it is an inanimate object, doesn't mean it does not share the same plurality as real, live mice.
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10. Whenever you participate in a skating race, stay within the orange cones.
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Apr. 22, 2008 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by Antelope |
Cassy! I love your new look for your blog. Very cute.
How's life going for you? I've had so many things (good and really, really, bad) happen lately it's not even funny. The short of it includes deaths, losing jobs, moving, salvation (Praise Jesus!)...etc. Wow. There's so much more.
I'm so glad you you're back on HSB. We need to talk on the phone again sometime soon...
Catch ya later,
Jess |
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Apr. 22, 2008 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by shootingstar |
I'll have to try some of them..LoL!
~*Smiley*~
Thanks for the comment! |
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Apr. 24, 2008 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by Pedro |
OMG!!! Your in FL?!?! Have we tried to get together with you? So we can meet?!?! 'Cuse that would be awesome!Lol!
Keep looking up!
Pedro |
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"One way to get the most out of life is
to look upon it as an adventure."
-- William Feather
This quote best describes the attitude I want to have about life. Instead of looking at life as a poor and miserable journey, I want to look at it with as much optimism as I can! I want to embrace each God-given day with a smile and enjoy the expeditions that life brings. Of course, I face many perils in life but I believe that, with God's help and my optimism, I can rise above my struggles and live a happy life. Join with me as I share with you stories of "My Life."
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