GONE TO BEACH...BE BACK SOON!

-ash

Hey ya'll

*sings* A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless of course, that horse is mister ed....sorry...

well...ive been sick the last few days..It really stinks! *SIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHH!* But i feel better now....

Right now in School, we are reading a book about canibals who play with there grandpa's skull....Then they eat each other. It is a very...um...intriguing book. I guess you could say that...Well, actually its about as traumatic as the first time I watched teletubbies...Now...I know what your thinking...*Settles back to tell huge long story* The teletubbies...Its' just a kids show...But no...The teletubbies want mind control...People just don't know that...YET! So make it known! Tell the world...Btw, the boohbahs are there sidekicks...don't listen to them either...hehe...That wasn't funny...

Today me and Nicole got little league baseball for the wii! It's so cool! SO....yeah....Get it! You'll like it!
ok bye,

ash

ALOHA YALL!

Ok, so yall are probably wondering why i am suddenly sounding hawaiian but today was the LLWS championship game! And hawaii was in it and they pounded mexico like 12-3.

This is one of my fav little leaguers...just so yall know

um....he played for venezueala...anyhoo...

Maybe ill go look at some stars....its always fun to go outside and look at stars except when your playing ffootball and get hit and then you see stars...nah, im jk...im not a star gazer....I think the big dipper looks more like the big banana or something....

anyway...ill let yall go...

-ash

Hey yall! So I figured it was time for a new entry but I couldn't think of what to write about...so the pictures say it all....

Umm..so yeah....awkward....

Me in redsox jersey...my hair looks terrible...

oh yes, i almost forgot....

These shoes are so hot they make fire stop drop and roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw, dap if u are reading this, we'll try to make it Saturday! =)))) Can't wait! GD luck!

I BRING U...*drumroll* MY GUITAR!

I think this is the exact model! I love it so MUCH! ITS SO CL!

I have the keys to its case on my necklace...hehe with my dogtag...

Anyhoo, so how have ya'll beeN? Im great! Thanks for asking...NOT! lolz im jk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO LOVES BOB?

ok...g2g

ash

Hey yall! FIgured it was time for a new entry! =))))

WELL...The little league world series is coming on shortly! YAY ME!!!! WHOOHOO! I'm so excited...I just can't hide it...eh...sorry...

Hmm....GET R' DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, that's just like so much fun to say and i obviously have nothing to write about! SO....MeeT>>

HE CAN'T RUN! HE CAN'T JUMP! WHAT CAN HE DO??????
Several amazing things about BOB!

1. He can fly...i think

OK...SO that's wasn't a good idea...Anyway...

Let us reveal Bob's special talent...

*Drumroll*

Spelled backwards...Bob's name is Bob...He would like to tell ya'll that his name is Bob Bobbabobbabongbobbob!!!!!!!!!!

(It took him a long time to sign his library card!)

Alright...Bye...Say Bye Bob...

And my newest picture...really blurry and with weird lighting...anyway, i call it girl at football game

Well, today i was diving to catch a baseball, caught it, and smacked my head on the ground...That hurt! hehe!
I'm gonna post some pics now that ive gotten over being dizzy! =)

My Fantabulous SHoes!\

Me and Nicole on the way to New York!

Bad pic of me! BLECH!

ME again!

So yeah!

COMMENT PLEEZ?

ash

Hey ya'll!
Well I obviously have nothing to write about in this dumb entry! Lolz! BOOOORINNNNNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hAHHAHAHAAHAH! That wasn't funny...

So i am selling stuff!!!!!!

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Heheeheheh...

Yeah, can you tell I'm

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Call Now and you could receive your very own alien poster with your purchase of Mars Mud! COMING SOON!
ok bye

-Your friend ash

Well, i figured I needed to post a new entry! lolz!

2day I watched my niece gracie! SHOCK! SHe didn't decide to jump off really high things! SO yeah, that was a shocker! INstead, she decided to sit down in mud! By the time I hosed her off, it was naptime! So i took her in there for a nap and she would not quit talking! SO naptime didnt go very well! =)))) When she went to sleep with my Dad, I went in to watch my nephew and he drooled all over me while we watched LLWS reruns! So yeah, fun fun fun! hehe and to top it off I ate Cheesecake!!!!!!!!
I really want to play softball! I havent played in weeks cuz our stinkin travel team wont play! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH As if we might actually win one! LAUGHS!

well g2g! hasta la pasta! *Copyrighted as a catch phrase by Megaboy* There, megaboy, r u happy? lolz jk!

Bye peeps!

-ashley

*Horror Music*

I bring you a tragically horrifying tale...It all began when I was helping my Dad around his store! I was bored so I was running around with one of those Shark Vacum cleaner thingeys...Being controlling over all dust bunnies, this was soon complete, and I wanted something else to do! So...I grabbed the cleanign supplies and went into...The bathroom!

Let's just say cleaning a  bathroom is not fun when your gloves smell like someone cleaned a stinky diaper with them and I was like, afraid that I would mix chemicals together and cause a TOXIC FUME!
So yeah..That was horrifying! But I got the bathroom clean...

The other day I got a paycheck working for my Dad and went to wal mart and bought some skinny jeans...so yeah, cool

hasta la vista

=)))

Lets talk about the 4th of july! Um...well me, my twin, and my cousins went to the elementary school near our house to watch the fireworks...so yeah...mainly we ran around the playground equipment screaming our heads off and siging GIRLS NIGHT OUT! oh yeah....it was really awesome but girlscan pull that off without looking TOO stupid! hahahahahha

so did ya'll have a good 4th? It was the anniversary of the death of my dad's hero, Thomas Jefferson! Yeah,. he's obsessed with that dude! THomas played the violin, so guess what Daddy labors away at every ngiht? U guessed it! The violin! it sounds like this...OOOOEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASQUEAL!!! Yeah, this year we went to Jefferson's house Monticello

(ME AT MONTICELLO)

So yeah....

hasta la pasta

-ash

OK..imagaine this...Your in my shoes (Muddy cleets) on a muddy evening catching at home plate. The pitcher who throws in the 50's pitches it 3 feet way over your head. You throw off your helmet. take off running, grab the ball and get in the baseline to tag the runner out...

This is what happened to me. When I turned guess who was running at me? A 220 POUND GIRL! EEEEEK! So I'm just standing there dumbly with the ball and she slams me so hard she knocks me out, but when I stop asking if they'd get the license tag of what truck just hit me, I find the ball is in my mitt so it was an out!
So yeah...

The team we played ******ville consisted of about 12 girls at least 5,6 and weighing over 180 pounds. with ugly socks! Being a catcher, this scared me half to death! So yeah...We just barely lost! That made us 1-1...There team was seriously frightning! We named them the kids of the corn!
Get this! THere coach's name was Big Bertha and she was at least 300 pounds! If this does not scare you, you are...a pro wrestler. She threatened to hang her players if thety didn't get a hit! THE PLAYERS WERE PRACTUALLY SHAVING!
So yeah, we won our next game 17-3...And then we lost our game the next day so tragicaslly all stars is over.

Oh wel...now I am in florida soaking in a hot tub! How would you like to be run over my a girl the size of a transfer truck???

BYE

ash

howdy peeps! Sorry i havent been on...this computer is working so sloowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Anyhoo...my all star team is doin good..weve won 2, lost 1. If we lose one more we r out! scary!

So wat up with ya'll??????????????? I promise I will get on more when all stars is over...btw remind me to post my pre-game videos...i was highly hyper...sorry

-ash

Ok...So the other day I went to wal mart and got a purse with eyeore all over it! now guys, i have a question!....WHy doesn't Eyeore go on Extreme Makeover Home edition? I mean, he always has a house that falls down..He could so easily help himself by asking to be on that show...RIGHT?

Anyhoo, tonight I have my first all star game of the year IM LIKE SO EXCITED! Yay yay yay.............(That's when you guys cheer)

I like to annoy everybody at softball games. The other day at a game I took off running down the sidelines making everybody do the wave and jumping up and down! HAHA...im funny...yah...Don't Laugh...

addios yall

-ash

Hey yalllllll!

So wat up? Like I said, for me Ive played softball, softball, and more softball which is fine by me! Saturday I have my first all star game this year!! yay me!
lolz...SO>..Lets talk about Blonde Moments! PLEASE TELL ME ALL UR BLONDE MOMENTS!

-ash

Hey wazzup yall? Sorry i havent piosted lately! yeh, i know...TERRIBLY TRAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, our softball season is officially over and like I said we were undefeated and now its on to all stars! Yesterday,. at practice we did 140 pushups!

anyhoo, I had to go to a travel ball tournament Saturday and CATCH 3 STRAIGHT GAMES! In 102 DEGREES! Yeah, it was hot! So I got all sunburnt! And then yesterday a wasp stung me!

So yeah, fun fun fun!!!!!!! FUNNY! hey! Stop laughing! Who told you, you could laugh at me? How rude!

lolz

-ash

Here is some of my artwork

enjoy!

WELL! my team is undefeated! YAY USSSS! Now on to all stars!

Right now my nephew is screaming,..very annoying

-ash

Hey ya'll! wat up?
Sorry i haven't written much lately...I have been so busy!!!

Lemme see, I am playing on 3 softball teams....City, County, and Travel Ball so that is really time consuming with games and practices!
Lolz, well yseterday, me my mom and my dad, suntanned in our driveway. I bet we looked pretty stupid...what do u think? lolz...We were all wearing bathing suits, yeah, I know...Weird

Soon i'll be going to Flordia and after that me and my daddy are going on a mission trip to Guatemala...Yay!
-ash