Trash cans make me sad. Snails make me slow. I was not just laughing like a maniac. Toucans are cool because they can see their own nose. Don't eat toilet paper and stay in school. Say no. Have a great day and come again!

Jan. 29, 2009 - Another funny entry

Hello guys!!!!

So, with the economy so smashed, I thought I'd share some of my hilariousness to cheer people up. *Rolls eyes* So here goes.

10 things to think about when you are stresed:

1. Frogs. Why do you think about frogs? Because frogs are fun to think about, but only green frogs.

2. Pigs with no tails. I'm not really that sure if pigs have tails or not, but if they do have tails, only think about the ones that don't.

3. Think about plaid. Why not stripes? Because PLaid is cooler-it has stripes in it.

4. The color magenta. Why? Because it's gnarly to say.

5. Flying cows. Is their a such thing as flying cows? No. No there is not.

6. Hair style magazines. Why? Because they're weird, that's why.

7. Semicolon's. Why? Because they're two punctuation marks in one! They're like siamese twins or something.

8. Siamese Twins. Why think about siamese twins? Why not?
9. Sheep. I don't really know why. I guess becuz they're hairy, and look like they have a man perm.

10. Chlorine. IDK. It's just fun to say.  

Lol so if you got through with that and didn't laugh once-

SUPRISE!!!
You're still stressed. Have a nice day/

-Ash

*Pronounces Chlorine* Ch-Chlorine. Chlori..Never mind

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Jan. 29, 2009 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Bekka

LOL...I like :P
Hey, I tagged you!

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Jan. 29, 2009 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Twizzlergirl

I <3'd 6. Hair style magazines. Why? Because they're weird, that's why. its soo true!
LOL i laughed the whole time! LOLZ

~*Roo*~

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Feb. 16, 2009 - Untitled Comment

Posted by melaniediane92

HAHA! I did laugh:) I liked it!!! I add you as friend kay? lol:P check out my blog if you like:)

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