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Feb. 19, 2009 - Elephants are weird...Why? Why not?

Being Random for Dummies.

If you have ever wanted to learn how to talk randomly you've come to the right place. Here is the first ever (I think) Random workshop. Here you will learn how to talk very "Off the wall", to suprise your friends. Let's go.

ran⋅dom

1.	proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers.

There.

Let me show you what randomness. I am now declaring a holiday-The random holiday. You must only post random comments on my entries for an entire week.

Please enjoy.

1. Sewage water stinks.

2. Monkeys are not purple.

3. Never lick a dumpster, no matter how tasty they look.

4. Don't look a frog in the eyes. Why? I really don't know.

5. Never use rope to tie up your friends...Duct tape works much better.

6. Monks are bald.

7. Oranges are orange. How did i know that?

8. Can you lick your nose? Did you just try?

9. Do you snore?

10. notebook paper has lines. =0

11. Never throw cabbages at elderly people. They will hit you with a breadstick.