Trash cans make me sad. Snails make me slow. I was not just laughing like a maniac. Toucans are cool because they can see their own nose. Don't eat toilet paper and stay in school. Say no. Have a great day and come again!

May. 13, 2009 - This title is no longer present. He left his number...

I suppose you want an explanation for the reason I haven't not posted an entry in SOO long. Yes, I know all of you have been missing me so dreadfully that it's all you can do to hold your chin high and face the polka music. (Kidding!)

But just so you know, I have not done the following.

a. Fallen into a black hole. Actually, in case you didn't know, if you got sucked into a black hole you're body parts would all separate from each other and fly simultanously..Gee, I've watched too much Discovery Channel. But hey, you learn new things every day.

b. I have not been living as a hobo on top of the white house, growing a beard to my feet and back, and doing the tango. Everyone knows that's not what Hobo's do..Hobo's carry around those little sacks tied to sticks and mooch stuff off people. I haven't been doing that either.

c. Finally, I haven't bought hunting land up in Canada. One, I do not like to hunt. Two, I cannot drive. And three...Why Canada?

So, just in case you were worried about me, I haven't done any of those things. 

Let me tell you why I HAVEN'T been online.

  • Our house is getting a facelift. Right now we're getting hardwood laid...And our walls are blue in the living room. My Dad said the blue color was making him feel feminine and that he was going to...Never Mind. Anyway, one week was spent peeling wallpaper off the walls which we got very handy at. Yes, we are the elite of wallpaper peelers. Ask me how we did it sometime. Anyway, right now I'm staying at my Grandma's house which is thoroughly enjoyable. It's right up the hill from us (Where the lake is) And it's like utopia, only better. Can you say 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, a kitchen, a dining room, a living room, a den, a sunroom, a screened in porch, an office, a lake, a paddle boat, a plasma TV....Yes, I've forgotten to blog in the midst of this luxury.
  • I do have a facebook, but just for the number, don't faint out in the floor because I get on here just as much...Sometimes...Maybe
  • I've run out of reasons why I haven't written an entry any time soon.

    But in the midst of these pretty lame exscuses, I've written a fairly long entry.

So to make this slightly longer, here is a short tour of Utopia-Grandma's house...

THE LAKE...

THE OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE

Grandpa's barn

HORSESHED

INSIDE

Quick Tour...Here's the sunroom

KITCHEN

SITING ROOM

DINING ROOM

FORGOT TO ROTATE

CLOCK

Lol photogenic bathroom

Living room/den

Fireplace

UPSTAIRS

The French Room

Another Photogenic Bathroom

Oriental Room-Couldn't take many pics because the bed was unmade

Back Downstairs

Another Bedroom...Seriously, you could get lost in this house

Another Room

OK, that's Utopia. Please Enjoy. See ya,

Ash

Ashley Holbert

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May. 13, 2009 - <em>Untitled Comment</em>

Posted by MBF

Haha! The start of this post is really funny! ;-)

I really liked looking at all the pictures! Your house is really pretty!!! I like it!

I like the picture you ended with! I like the way you edited it! It looks neat!

Edit: Wow! Like alot of things! :-)

-Marybeth

Edited by MBF on May. 13, 2009 at 11:58 AM

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May. 13, 2009 - Untitled Comment

Posted by SeaChel

WOW!!! You weren't kidding when you said utopia!!! Suh-weet!!!!! :-D
If you want to be friends on Facebook, PM me!

~SeaChel

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May. 14, 2009 - Untitled Comment

Posted by sportsqueen

That's a gorgeous house!!!!!!!

<3Jessica=)

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May. 30, 2009 - Your back

Posted by michaelslife

Hey, long time no see. I bet you that my brothers could explore and memorize the house in 15 minutes or less.

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Oct. 2, 2009 - Untitled Comment

Posted by marinesrule

lol thats a giant house. min is like 2400 square feet. but still big compared to our other house when we lived in california

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Oct. 2, 2009 - Untitled Comment

Posted by marinesrule

lol thats a giant house. min is like 2400 square feet. but still big compared to our other house when we lived in california

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