Jan. 29, 2009 - Another funny entry

Hello guys!!!!

So, with the economy so smashed, I thought I'd share some of my hilariousness to cheer people up. *Rolls eyes* So here goes.

10 things to think about when you are stresed:

1. Frogs. Why do you think about frogs? Because frogs are fun to think about, but only green frogs.

2. Pigs with no tails. I'm not really that sure if pigs have tails or not, but if they do have tails, only think about the ones that don't.

3. Think about plaid. Why not stripes? Because PLaid is cooler-it has stripes in it.

4. The color magenta. Why? Because it's gnarly to say.

5. Flying cows. Is their a such thing as flying cows? No. No there is not.

6. Hair style magazines. Why? Because they're weird, that's why.

7. Semicolon's. Why? Because they're two punctuation marks in one! They're like siamese twins or something.

8. Siamese Twins. Why think about siamese twins? Why not?
9. Sheep. I don't really know why. I guess becuz they're hairy, and look like they have a man perm.

10. Chlorine. IDK. It's just fun to say.  

Lol so if you got through with that and didn't laugh once-

SUPRISE!!!
You're still stressed. Have a nice day/

-Ash

*Pronounces Chlorine* Ch-Chlorine. Chlori..Never mind

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Jan. 26, 2009 -

WOW! Did I ever have a long week!
SO, My Dad, nIcole and I left for a trucking trip to Missouri! All was going great, till we saw this sign in Kentucky that said "Rest Area!" Well, we turned into it, and found out it was a truck weigh station! THey got onto us for forgettingt our tag and made us wait 4 and a HALF HOURS!

So, me and NIcole vided our time well! First of all, there was this weird, young cop there that kept strutting around spitting. We called him hot shot.

Then there was this weird cowboy with a belt buckle the size of a dish pan, and a stetson. He was of course, given the title "Cowboy." Well, the bunch of us were trapped there for hours with all the other truckers they'd pulled over.

So me and nicole bided our time doing the following:

SKating on a frozen puddle! Yes! I know! I should be going to the the olympics or something! LoL! 

Here are our shoes!
anyway, we finally got free when my brother drove up there to give us the license tag!
So, we made our delivery, and on the way home we saw this old graveyard, and a cabin built in the 1800s! Overall, we had a fun time!

-ash

Ps: Go see Jeterfan2's blog for more details

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Jan. 20, 2009 - Let it Snow

IT FINALLY SNOWED!

Look at the size of that flake!

I think im like dazed or something...not sure

Me making a weird face

THanks to jeterfan for the pics! SHe's the best photographer in the world!

-ash

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Jan. 10, 2009 - My new boots

First things first! everybody please pray because I am going to be teaching at a friend's church 2moro! So if ya'll could pray...

Oh yes...

Check out my new boots! =D

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Jan. 6, 2009 - Something about nothing...

Trivia fact of the day: There is no such thing as an elderly infant! =D

Anyhoo, now that that bit of business is over with..

My friend, Hickster, has started a web show and will be posting it under a blog called allvanimpact! It should be awesome! WE can't wait to see it, Hickster. Everyone, please go check it out and comment!
Here is a random pic of me playing Guitar Praise. It's the alternate to Guitar hero, only Christian...

Please exscuse my hilarious face.

Now, here's a picture of my beautiful twin, Nicole!

She is the photographer!
WE just turned 14 on New years day!
YAY!
-ash

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Dec. 31, 2008 - Mr. Darcy is my fictional boyfriend

PicS!
I am not vain by posting so many pics...my sis just wants to be a photographer, and I am her model. Lol...so here goes.

Me and Fancy...

My photogenic feet! lol! Haha

-ash

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Dec. 22, 2008 - NEW ENTRY

Ok, so I figured it was time for a new entry! IT's always time for a new entry! LoL!
Well, not that many days left till Christmas. On Christmas Eve our family might be going to a Candlelight CHristmas Eve service, which is WIcked Awesome! It's still amazing that no one has burned the church down yet! loL!

Anyhooo-

I have babysitting advice, if you're babysitting someone under 7. Give them a paper With "Please turn over" written on both sides! Smart?
Well, I wished i could have done that at my niece's b-day party! It was cute, but there were so many kids! WOW!

I went Christmas shopping the other day! At least it wasn't at the mall, because the Santa's are scary! I'M SERIOUS!!!! I mean who know's who's actually in the suit. I went to a Christmas party at my Grandpa's nursing home, and the Santa there had a long yellow beard. He was freaky and he asked me if I'd been naughty or nice and patted me on the head like I was 5! lol! THat was quite demeaning!

So, I hope I have updated you on everything that's going on in my life! Oh yes, here is a picture (I've already posted it before, but it suits this entry)

Yes, I know! It's awesome!

-ash

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Dec. 6, 2008 - words from December!

Hello yall!

Two random things for the day:

• I saw a biker dude that looked like he should be going on a moon walk instead of riding a motorcycle. He was wearing this ginormous orange suit, had a globe helmet...and get this-MOON BOOTS!
• Secondly, I saw a boy that looked like he was doing the can can while running! This thoroughly freaked me out for some strange reason.

Anyway, well, not long till Christmas. Jesus is the only good thing that came from Christmas, and people say it wasn't even the day he was born! EEK!
As for Santa Claus, he kinda sorta freaks me out. I mean I'm not letting some million year old man crawl down my chimney! Besides, everyone knows that old men over like 100 can't grow beards! They just can't!
Moving on, were you shopping on Black Friday? I saw on the news that some dude got trampled in Wal Mart on Black Friday! I wonder what will happen during the christmas shopping season...im scared to know.

On this light note, here are some of my drawings!

What do yall think? Moving on,

...

Well, tell me what ya'll think!
Catcha later,

ash

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Nov. 28, 2008 - A word on turkey day

Hey ya'll!
Now a word on Turkey Day!
SO I forgot to wish everyone a happy thanksgiving! But, I'm in mourning over all the poor turkeys! Lol! i'm jk!

So thanksgiving was always just a big feast, but how did the turkey's get involved? SUre, maybe the pilgrims ate turkey, but still...

Lol!
ASHLEY FOR TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even though i ate one..WAHOOO!

ANyhoo,

Yesterday I read a great book-the last sin eater! You should try it *NOds head* YEAH! IT ROCKED! Wahoo!
OVer and out to the lamest entry eVA!
Comment peepS!
-ash

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Nov. 19, 2008 - Bob the Blob

Ever wondered what happened to Bob, the stickman?? Well, here goes.

Here is Bob. See?

Bob is a blob...sorry bob...

Alright, well that's all for now...

oh yes, I have just watched the 5 hr edition of Pride and Prejudice and I am madly in love with Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy fans, please comment!

I was born 200 years too late.

-ash

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Nov. 15, 2008 - WHy do Doctor's call their work a practice....scary eh?

Alright, time for a new entry! WAHOOOO! =)) So yeah, i know ya'll have like been desperately awaiting one...im jk! Lol! ANyhoo!

I have been up to nothing lately. It's really hard to do nothing, but i Have achieved with flying colors. If you can get an +A for doing nothing, then I have aced it!

Ok, so...10 things I want to do b4 i become a wrinkly old granny! PLease make your own lists btw peeps! They're fun!

ANyhoo..

1. Travel the world! See places! do things! Pretty cool huh?

2. RIde in a convertible! Never have and it sounds purty fun.

3. Get a book published...

4. Get me face on a dollar bill...ok, so maybe that's inconceivable but stilL!
5. GO ROck climbing

6. GO river rafting or surfing. Either will do.

7. Scream so loud I break glass

8. Get a great job, and marry a great guy.

9. Go on the ferris wheel without screaming!

10. COnvince myself to stop making these silly lists!

Lol, so yeah!
Alright peeps! I'm gonna run!
-ash 

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Nov. 2, 2008 - LALAA

SO I figured it was time for a new ENTRY! Yay! SO nada has been going on lately, therefore I have nothing to write about! Ergo, that is why the last entry was all pics in case you were wondering!
ANYHOO....

I have Writer's BloCk! It's very....AWFUL! TERRIBLE! EPICALLY HORRIFYING! Sorry, I'm getting dramatic! So If you guys have any ideas for a story, or a character, Comment me! Lol! I want to see what you guys can come up with!

That's me trying to look smartical..lol...sorry,it's so blurry!
Well, COMMENT ALREADY! ya know you want to!

Sincerely,

_ASH_

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Oct. 21, 2008 - PICS!

AND NOW! THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR (jk)
PICS!

Taken by Jeterfan2

My guitar!

Check out the shoes! Hehe! THat's me!

anyhoo...

Me again!

ME AND A TREE! I really am a treehugger!
-ash

COmment me!

PS: Everybody please pray for my pal MJL! He has pneumonia!

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Oct. 13, 2008 - YO YO YO!!!!!!!!!

Hey guys!
So who do you think will be our next president? Go to my friend MccainPalin08's blog and vote on his poll! Please leave comments here and tell me whatcha think!

-ash

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Sep. 25, 2008 - =)))

So hey guys and gals! I came back from vacation! It was a church conference and it soooo rocked! We blew the roof off that place!
Anyhoo...i came up with a new saying while we were gone...i said something that did not make sense, and here is what i said:
"Sometimes, the things that don't make sense, really do make sense, you just don't know that they do make sense even though they don't make sense since they do make sense"
Mind boggling isnt it!
lolz well i gotta jet!
Hasta la pasta,

-ash

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Sep. 16, 2008 - attention bloggers

i have important news! I now have a new pair of converse with new green laces! Dont' cry anyone! THese are just as great and they are hightops! My old shoes were broken...how u break shoes...don't ask me! I guess the same way i warped my sister's aluminum softball bat! =)))

Today i got a messenger bag, some knee socks with peace symbols, and pink nail polish! Now, i know what ya'll are thinking...Pink nail polish??? But it's cool! hehe!
Tomorrow i will be leaving on  yet another vacation to harvest fest! Don't cry, i'm bringing my computer!!!

Oh and btw, pics will be coming soon!

-ash

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Sep. 11, 2008 -

Hey wasup guys?

sO, I rode the ferris wheel and completely freaked out! Like omg! SCARY!!!! Ok, so i know it may not seem scary to you but remember my traumatic ferris wheel story?
Anyhoo...

Guess what?
I cooked a cake the other day and did not do the following.

Poison somebody.

Burn the cake black.

Or explode the stove, oven...whatev

Actually, it was really good. Ok, so that's a joke. I'm actually a pretty good cook...*Straight face* HAHAHAHH!

I have to go. My coke has arrived!
Hasta la pastA!

-ash-

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Sep. 7, 2008 - ferris wheel

Soon, I might tackle my biggest fear...ferris wheels! OK! So dont think im a nerd or anything but i have this ferris wheel phobia! It all began when I was little and got stuck on the top of a ferris wheel for at least an hour! So yeah! SCARY!

The fair is in town! Last year me and my twin got on a few scary rides and we screamed and screamed and screamed! SCARY!
But anyway, ferris wheel here i come! LEARN NOT TO MESS WITH ME!

-ash

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Aug. 31, 2008 - an important message from Catcher818

GONE TO BEACH...BE BACK SOON!

-ash

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Aug. 26, 2008 - another random entry by miao...

Hey ya'll

*sings* A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless of course, that horse is mister ed....sorry...

well...ive been sick the last few days..It really stinks! *SIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHH!* But i feel better now....

Right now in School, we are reading a book about canibals who play with there grandpa's skull....Then they eat each other. It is a very...um...intriguing book. I guess you could say that...Well, actually its about as traumatic as the first time I watched teletubbies...Now...I know what your thinking...*Settles back to tell huge long story* The teletubbies...Its' just a kids show...But no...The teletubbies want mind control...People just don't know that...YET! So make it known! Tell the world...Btw, the boohbahs are there sidekicks...don't listen to them either...hehe...That wasn't funny...

Today me and Nicole got little league baseball for the wii! It's so cool! SO....yeah....Get it! You'll like it!
ok bye,

ash

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