The World As Seen By A Teen Named Chris

Groan of the day: what did the skunk say when he gave the guy his letter? Smell-a-gram.

OK, you guys asked for it. You asked all the Qs, here are my answers:

1. What is your favorite name for Jesus?
Ok maybe I am missing something. But yeah, his name is Jesus and yeah. Does he have nicknames now?

2. What is your favorite time of the year?
Christmas! Woo woo!

3. Were you potty trained late?
Whoa.

4. Whats the meaning of life?
Be nice. Have fun.
 
5. What is your opinion on the antelopes?
I think they are stuck in the 80's.

6. What trick first comes to mind when you see someone yoyoing?
Wow I hope it doesn't flying off his finger into my face.
 
7. Coffee or cocoa?
Cocoa….but yeah it burns my tongue. Very sad.

8. What's your favorite brand of zebra?
Nike.
 
9. What is your latest action to help prevent global warming?
I will take a nap today.

10. Do you like geckos with an Australian accent?
No. I like girls with Australian accents. Yep but not lizards things.

11. At the bottom of your left column there is a blue graphic with white "religious" symbols. What does that stand for? I see the COE then the star of David and IST. Can you explain please? Do all religions co-exist?
It shows symbols from many different forms of worship including Islam, Judaism, Shinto, and Christianity. It is a symbol popularized by U2. It is a call for members of all creeds to live together in peace and harmony. In other words, to "Coexist". I believe one day this will happen, and I plan to do my part to make it happen.

12. Do you think llamas are better as rugs or backyard pets?
Rugs. Yeah sorry, I am heartless when it comes to llamas.

13. How many licorice sticks does it take to put you into a sugar coma?
I hate licorice.
 
14. When you play checkers, do you like to be red or black?
Um…black.

15. Who were you named after.
Many people in my dad's family were named Christoph. Including my great great great grandfather, whose son came to the U.S. from Germany. And the Christoph that fought in WWI for the Germans.
 
16. If you had to get married right now, and you got to pick anyone (a woman) on this earth, who would it be?
If I had to get married right now. I would have a lottery and charge $100 a ticket. The winner gets to be my wife lol

17. Why do you like zebras so much?
Because they rox my sox.

18. What song would you want played at your funeral?
This is fun :)
1.    Alive, P.O.D.
2.    The Norma Jean song where they scream "just burry me"
3.    Dare you to Move, Switchfoot….lol
4.    Faking My Own Suicide, Relient K
Haha yeah my funeral will be a hoot.

19. Have you ever had breakfast for dinner?
Breakfast is for girls.
 
20. That's your favorite movie right now?
The magnificent 7
 
21. Cheeto's or FunYun's
Cheetos.
 
22. Hawk Nelson or Zoegirl
HAWK BABY!
 
23. Oreo's or an Oreo McFlurry
nothing like the real deal man.
 
24. How many times have you changed your blog template.
3
 
25. How many zebras do you own at the moment.
None…*sniff*
 
26. If u ever get a purple zebra will you send it to me??
What? Of course not! It'll be my pride and joy.