Quote of the day: And both of our hands, are equally skilled at doing evil…And both of His hands are equally skilled at showing me mercy, at loving the loveless.” Jon Foreman from his EP: Fall
Groan of the day: “What is this fly doing is my soup!!” “Looks like the backstroke sir.”
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[*] You have thought of something funny and laughed,
then people gave you weird looks.
[*] You have ran into a tree/bush.
so far:2
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[*] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle
Twinkle Little Star have the sametine.
[*] You just sang them to make sure.
[]You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
so far:4
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type only with two fingers.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into
your nose.
[]You have caught yourself drooling.
so far:4
[] You have fallen asleep in class
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget
what you were talking about.
[] People often shake their heads at your stories.
[]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
so far:4
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[]You have eaten a bug accidently.
[]You are taking this test when you should be doing
something more important.
[]You have put your clothes on backwards or inside
out, and didn't realize it.
[*] You've looked all over for something and realized
it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far:5
[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that
what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[*] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[*] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures
in the texture on the ceiling.
[] The word "ew/aw" is used many times a day.
[]Your probably going to have to use a calculator to
multiply this.
so far:7
NOW, take that number and multiply it by 4
28% Blond folks! And don’t you forget. Yeah and check this out:
| You Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled with Money |
 Or Santa is trying to pay you off! |
