>A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears
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>Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him
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>Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
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>faster...
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>faster...
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>He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
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>However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
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on his heels the terrified man runs.
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>Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
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>With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
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>Bumping and clapping toward him.
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>The man screams and reaches for something, anything... but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
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>Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
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>and,
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>(hopefully your're ready for this!!!)
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>the coffin stops!
