HOW TO TREAT A WIFE (FUNNY!)
HOW TO TREAT A WIFE
A mild mannered man is tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he decides to go to a psychiatrist. The doctor gives him an "assertive training" booklet. He read it on the way home.
When he walked through the door, his wife came to greet him. He slammed the door shut behind him and the windows rattled to announce his arrival. His wife stood before him, her eyes wide with surprise. "Listen up," he told her "from now on, I'm the man of this home and my word is law. When I come home from work I want a hot dinner on the table and a cold drink in my hand! Now, get upstairs and lay out some clothes on the bed because I'm going out with the guys tonight. Then, draw my bath. And when I get out of the tub, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The undertaker" she replies.
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