Wish I was a Franciscan

Aug. 29, 2008
Adam and Eve

Dear Readers,
Here is something to brighten your weekend.

A little girl asked her mother:
'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;
they had children; and so was all mankind made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered,
'Many years ago there were monkeys from
which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said,
‘Mum, how is it possible that you told me the
human race was created by God,
and dad said they came from monkeys?'
The mother answered,
'Well, dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family,
and your father told you about his.'

Hope you got a good laugh.
God bless,
CoffeeGirl

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Aug. 30, 2008
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Posted by Grace

Yikes! Poor girl. I would hate to be her! But it was really funny :]

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Aug. 30, 2008
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Posted by Anonymous

Haha! That is funny...I would want to have a father with those views though. ;)

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Oh, thank you. :) I'm so very glad she's okay too.

Ahaha, I love that! Your mum sounds so cool! And you sound like so much fun! I act out stuff like that all the time. I can be alone in the kitchen, cooking and I'll suddenly gasp and bend over pretending to be choking...I'm such a drama queen! I do that all the time! I'll pretend someone suddenly jerked my head up and threatening me like Jack did to Elizabeth. :D

AAHHHH!!!!!!!! YAY!!!! THANK YOU!!! *humps up and down* My first award! *hugs her*

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I liked it and thought it was a sweet book overall. Wasn't too crazy about Miggetity (or whatever her name) and the rat...

I liked the beginning...I though Despereaux mother was hilarious, she was probably my favorite character. I mean how can you not love a female mouse who just after giving birth, is gazing in a mirror worriedly?

"Me? Why is it always the fault of moi? He is the son of you too!"

That's...not a direct quote btw. I can't remember what she eaxactly said, but I loved her. She's so French! :D

*gasp* I LOVE Eloise Jarvis McGraw! Mara, Daughter of the Nile is one of my favorite books...I love Harry Potter and Jane Austen too. :)

Ooh! Rosaries! *scurries off*

God Bless,
Raewyn (Grace)


Edited by CoffeeGirl on Aug. 29, 2008 at 8:51 PM

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Sep. 1, 2008
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Posted by Gracealamode

Hi Elizabeth!

Well, I guess I just can't resist HomeschoolBlogger! lol. Visit my site!

Blessings,
Grace

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