"Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools because they have to say something." Plato
Clarity of Impromptu Speaking
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer:
"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because
if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we
cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss
Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Never argue with a fool. Someone watching might not be able to tell the difference." -Unknown
Government Communication
"Your
food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received
notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if
there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social
Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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