List Your Objectives:
To find a gig.  My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try this company.

Reasons for Leaving the Last Job:
I had a little sign trouble.

Previous Job Responsibilities:
Maintained files and reports, did data processing, cashed employees' paychecks.

Responsibilities included checking customers out.

Personal Interests:
Donating blood. 14 gallons so far!

Qualifications:

I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0, computor and spreadsheat progroms.

Very experienced with out-house computers.

1881-1995: Spent my time teaching and going to school for computer science.

I am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.

I am an onest and ambitious person, understanding the words as deadline, professional skills, communication with people, seriousity.

I'm a rabid typist.

Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.

Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.

Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.

Education:
College, August 1880-May 1984.

Finished eighth in my high school graduating class of ten.

Skills & Accomplishments:
I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.

I am quick at typing, about 25 word per minute, 35 with caffeinated coffee.

Additional Information:
At the emphatic urging of colleagues, I have consented to apply for your position.

Have had littel luck in finding a new and challenging position.

I prefer informality like wearing sports shirts and sandals for footwear in the summer.

I prefer setting my own pace. When things get slack I like the right to walk out and get a haircut during working hours.

While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to at least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed heretofore and that it be configured so as to ultimately lead to the application of more rarefied facets of financial management as the major sphere of responsibility.

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