Officer: License and registration please.
FIMM:
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer,
I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Officer: (Seeing that the beer wasn't opened) Do you know how fast you were going?
FIMM: Yeah, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!
Officer: Sir, I'm going to have to issue you a ticket.
FIMM:
Please, Officer! I don't want to lose my job. This is only
my 2nd week! I will be more careful next time. I
promise. Please... can you just help me out?!
Officer: (Touched by his plea) OK. I'll just issue you a warning this time, but please be careful in the future!
FIMM: Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
