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FIMM's in L O V E!  He has decided to write Bonnie a love letter to tell her just how he feels about her. 

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My Dearest Bonnie,

Thoughts of you tumble through my head like underpants in a dryer without cling free.

Your face is a perfect oval, like a circle that has two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster. 

You have grown on me like a colony of ecoli on warm beef in the summer. 

And your voice speaks with the wisdom of experience like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

All my love,
FIMM
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I am not so sure Bonnie's heart will melt...

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