Communication FUNdamentals

Aug. 10, 2006

Whining... with Humor! Whine and Cheese Party. Come on down!

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I must admit that I am more than a little frustrated with technology lately!  Frankly, it doesn't take much to frustrate the Technologically Challenged, but this week has seen its fill of "technical difficulties"!  If sitting back in my chair and scratching my head doesn't fix the problem, my only other recourse is to hit the keyboard again! 

It's hard to keep your sense of Homeschooling with Humor when Yahoo bounces your messages on a weekly basis.  Each time I have to reset my email address, and then go into each of my yahoo groups to change the settings back from New and Improved (which in my humble opinion is no longer new and not at all improved!) back to Traditional.  Yesterday I tried to click on the links at the bottom of the post to get back to the group site and it kept taking me to About.com!  Only it was about...blank.  lol   Color me confused on that one!

I am still trying to figure out how to correct my little eNewsletter snaffoo I told you about the other day.  So far the vote is in and half of my subscribers got their August newsletter just Peachy and the other half received it in varying degrees of  "Not so Peachy".  It is apparently a typical HTML newsletter issue that has many solutions but nothing that works for every situation.  So now this non Techie Type has to weigh the pros and cons of some thing she knows virtually nothing about.  Film at 11!

Our garage door opener that was just installed makes a loud clunking sound when you open it.  I have a repair guy coming over on Friday.  That reminds me...I gotta find that hard hat! 

My computer started acting funny the other day, only I'm not laughing!  I found that every once in a while my keyboard and/or my mouse will act as if my computer doesn't know it's there.  I have changed the batteries in both, but it appears that the "little blue thingie" (technical term) that controls the wireless keyboard and mouse has to be right next to them in order to function properly.  Fickle "little blue thingie" as it never wanted close contact before! 

My internet has been slow since it was installed when we moved in two months ago.  It has been procedure to call customer service and have them "schedule a service call" that someone may or may not show up for.  Then we are to call in and remind them that they were to come out.  The next step is for them to "escalate" it.  We have no idea what this term means but I am pretty sure it is code for "Get off my phone!"  I may have to resort to hiring Guido to get the cable company out here!

However, my phone doesn't always work correctly (oh Guido!!!).  Most of the time I hear a very nice echo of myself just about the time the other person is speaking.  Sometimes it makes a nice harmony!  Quite often it produces a gentle static effect that corresponds perfectly to the other person's voice so that it is virtually impossible to hear them.  Occasionally it misinterprets my speaking for hanging up.  My fingers are getting pretty quick on that keypad! 

My cell phone delivers messages to me one to three days after the fact.  I guess it doesn't want to interrupt me!

And finally my car brakes are still making that squeaking noise despite the fact that the mechanic says he "can't duplicate the sound." I got a tape recorder and I know how to use it!

I am beginning to feel like that guy in the old Twighlight Zone who's appliances were after him!  If just one more Techno Doohickey has a nervous geardown, I am going to have a conniption!

And now for the cheese... 

A little lesson in whining...with style!

From JoJo's Purple Crayon...
          
Don't let your child graduate without the Art of Eloquence.
Christian Speech Communication FUNdamentals.
Because talk is cheap, but effective communication skills are priceless!


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Aug. 10, 2006 - Yikes!

Posted by jaminacema
It does sound like the appliances are out to get you! LOL Hope Guido can help you get it all worked out!
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Aug. 10, 2006 - LOL- JoJo

Posted by HeidiHomeschools
How did you get ahold of my life story to tell?!
I can totally relate to most of the items on your list of 'whines'!
Hang in there!
Heidi
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Aug. 10, 2006 - thank heavens ...

Posted by 3rsandahug
I'm not the only one with techie problems lately! My laptop has been practically non-functional since my virus protection software updated itself last week. Good to look at it all with humor. (Thanks for letting me whine, too!)
Smiles,
Karen
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Aug. 10, 2006 - Poor Jojo!

Can you hear the violin? LOL!
Gee, I can't say that I have ever had that much go wrong all at once, but a close second! When it rains, it pours!

Quick, there is a big cyber hug coming your way.....grab it before it self destructs!!!

Nancy
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Aug. 10, 2006 - that is a fun way...

Posted by PinayMom
.. of saying it! you are just into all kinds of tech mishap..lol i didn't get enough sleep but i am learning and i love it when i was able to make it work, i feel like i have accomplished something and i am so proud of myself.
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Aug. 10, 2006 - I *Love* Cheese!

Posted by creativehsmom
What kind do you plan on serving? =o)
The breaking down of appliances (or whatevr else you can add to the list %#@ seems to happen in WAVES, big ones at that!! This past spring the fuel pump went out in our SUV, 2 days later the dryer had a fit. Oh well, we'll hop in the pool and cool off waiting for repairs, Uh, I don't think so! Pool filter burns up!!! LOL Well, I guess it's not just me. I have had the hard bounces and soft bounces heartache with Yahoo too and i can't tell you WHY it happened!!!! BUT you MUST laugh when these things occur, if you don't, the cheese will leave a bad taste in your mouth!!! :o) Enjoy the rest of the summer and be blessed!
Love, Cathy
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Aug. 13, 2006 - Untitled Comment

Posted by maggieraye
Poor JoJo,
I can empathize with all of this. My computer often acts as if it has a mind of it's own. But not a very good one, in my opinion. Then there is the cheap printer I bought which works better than my Dell all in one (yup) and it's easier to get ink. I can just scoot over to WalMart and don't have to wait three days for delivery. There's just one hitch, the new printer didn't come with the cable that attatches it to the computer, so I have to play musical cord with the printers and can only use one at a time which is a pain, because I do scan alot with the Dell, I just print it out on my little Lexmark.

And just never mind about the digital camera whose software won't install on my computer --- ugh!!!!

Thanks for listening, stopping by and inviting me in.

Blessings, MaggieRaye
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I was raised by two Atheists of Jewish heritage, married a non practicing Catholic and became a non denominational Christian due, in part, to some Amway meetings and a Jehovah's Witness who came to my door. My purple crayon writes with humor and almost always a little out of the lines. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This blog is my creative and fun way of sharing my thoughts on communication skills relating mostly to homeschooling and sharing and defending the faith. It also reveals a bit about how the Lord took this shy Agnostic girl and allowed her to find her voice and her purpose, a zany voice to the Christian community with insight as to what unbelievers need to hear about Christ Jesus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DON'T MISS: Tuesday Tips, Misadventures of Foot in Mouth Man, Friday Funnies, Defending the Faith SONdays ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For more creative fun with JoJo you can visit www.ArtofEloquence.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver." -Proverbs 25:11

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