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FIMM volunteered to coach Bonnie's nephew's Pee Wee Football team.  The team hadn't won one game last year and the kids were a bit discouraged.  They started off this season losing the first three games.  FIMM decided that he had better give the kids a pep talk. 

 

 

"Boys, we've still got a chance to turn this team around 360 degrees!  Half of the 80% of the top 20% never give their 110% but you boys have a chance to be in the 10% that's fully half as good as their team!  50% this game is 75% mental and you've got just what it takes-if you've got half a mind to!  Don't worry about what you didn't win before, just concentrate on winning just this ONCE!  What would that spell if even 40% of you gave just 10% more?"

 

All mouths were open in anticipation...