Communication FUNdamentals

Dec. 6, 2006

12 Days of FIMMness! See it here folks! The Greatest Christmas gift mistakes of all time!

Posted in Misadventures of Foot in Mouth Man

Previously on the Misadventures of Foot in Mouth Man...Click here!

 Episode 32: Twelve Days of FIMMness- Part One!

Bonnie has received some Christmas gifts from FIMM and is writing her mother about them.  She knows FIMM means well, but, well... you'll see...


On the first day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me...
A toaster that he got for free!

On the second day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me...
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!

On the third day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me...
Three pieces of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!

On the fourth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me...
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!

On the fifth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me...
Five...rolls... of... toilet paper!
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!

On the sixth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me...
Six diet books,
Five...rolls... of... toilet paper!
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!

Tune in next week for more of FIMM's Fabulous Gift Ideas!  ...NOT! 


Pssst: Don't be a FIMMpersonator!  Check out Art of Eloquence.com and learn communication skills the fun way!  And tune in next week for another episode of the Misadventures of Foot in Mouth Man!


Have you seen FIMM's second home on Art of Eloquence?  He just moved in!  Come on in and visit FIMM!  While you are there, check out his new video  It's FIMMtastic! 



From JoJo's Purple Crayon...
         
It isn't enough to KNOW God's Word...
We must be able to ARTICULATE it!

"A word aptly spoken is like apples of gold in settings of silver." -Pr 25:11


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I was raised by two Atheists of Jewish heritage, married a non practicing Catholic and became a non denominational Christian due, in part, to some Amway meetings and a Jehovah's Witness who came to my door. My purple crayon writes with humor and almost always a little out of the lines. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This blog is my creative and fun way of sharing my thoughts on communication skills relating mostly to homeschooling and sharing and defending the faith. It also reveals a bit about how the Lord took this shy Agnostic girl and allowed her to find her voice and her purpose, a zany voice to the Christian community with insight as to what unbelievers need to hear about Christ Jesus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'll share news items, quotes, family friendly humor, tips, trivia, and my newest feature: Question of the Week. I invite you to come share your thoughts! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For more creative fun with JoJo you can visit www.ArtofEloquence.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver." -Proverbs 25:11

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