Communication FUNdamentals

Dec. 13, 2006

Twelve Days of FIMMness Part 2!


Previously on the Misadventures of Foot in Mouth Man...Click here!

Episode 33: Twelve Days of FIMMness- Part Two!


On the seventh day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me...
Seven of last year's cookies,
Six diet books,
Five...rolls... of... toilet paper!
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!

On the eighth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man Gave to me...
Eight more slices of fruit cake,
Seven of last year's cookies,
Six diet books,
Five...rolls... of... toilet paper!
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!

On the ninth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man Gave to me...
Nine pants two sizes too small,
Eight more slices of fruit cake,
Seven of last year's cookies,
Six diet books,
Five...rolls... of... toilet paper!
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!

On the tenth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me...
Ten miniature golf balls,
Nine pants two sizes too small,
Eight more slices of fruit cake,
Seven of last year's cookies,
Six diet books,
Five...rolls... of... toilet paper!
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!

On the eleventh day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me... 
Eleven Christmas Socks,
Ten miniature golf balls,
Nine pants two sizes too small,
Eight more slices of fruit cake,
Seven of last year's cookies,
Six diet books,
Five...rolls... of... toilet paper!
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!


On the twelfth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me... 
Twelve Hawaiian Muumuus,
Eleven Christmas Socks,
Ten miniature golf balls,
Nine pants two sizes too small,
Eight more slices of fruit cake,
Seven of last year's cookies,
Six diet books,
Five...rolls... of... toilet paper!
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!
 

Merry CHRISTmas from FIMM!


Pssst: Don't be a FIMMpersonator!  Check out Art of Eloquence.com and learn communication skills the fun way!  And tune in next week for another episode of the Misadventures of Foot in Mouth Man!


Have you seen FIMM's second home on Art of Eloquence?  He just moved in!  Come on in and visit FIMM!  While you are there, check out his new video  It's FIMMtastic! 


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MARK YOUR CALENDARS!:
December 15th: Merry CHRISTmas Carnival of FUNschooling
February 1-3 2007: Say What You Mean Convention: Defending the Faith


From JoJo's Purple Crayon...
         
It isn't enough to KNOW God's Word...
We must be able to ARTICULATE it!
Talk is cheap.  Effective communication skills are priceless!

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