Communication FUNdamentals

Jan. 31, 2007

Misadventures of Foot in Mouth Man! Puppy Sale

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 Episode 39: Puppy Sale

FIMM's pooch had a litter of pups.  The first exchange went like this:

Woman: Oh that white spotted one looks so cute!

FIMM: That one don't look so good Ma'am. 

Woman: He looks fine to me!  And he is so cute!  I just HAVE to have him for my daughter!


Next day....

Woman: (Screaming that FIMM took advantage of her)  This puppy is blind!

FIMM: Well, I told you, Ma'am... he didn't look so good. 



FIMM: Don't be like himm!  FIMM says to come to the Say What You Mean Convention tomorrow and hone your communication skills with some creative and engaging workshops and contests!  And check out Art of Eloquence.com to learn communication skills the fun way! 


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