Communication FUNdamentals

Mar. 28, 2007

Misadventures of Foot in Mouth Man: Bulletin Blunders!

Previously on the Misadventures of Foot in Mouth Man...Click here! Episode 47: Bulletin Blunders! Church service was a bit unusual this past week.  As the Pastor read through the church bulletin, laughter began to erupt in the sanctuary that grew to rolling thunder.  All eyes were on FIMM as it was his turn to type up this weeks announcements: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From JoJo's Purple Crayon... DEFENDING THE FAITH NEWS! Want to hear more about how you can effectively share and defend the faith?  Tune in to Grace Talk Soup each Thursday morning where I will be Boldly Serving Up God's Word with a Side Order of Grace and Humor!

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