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Episode 65: A Little Pane
FIMM was the only adult available this week to work in the children's ministry at church.
It seems the sanctuary in the new church had some magnificent stained glass windows, so his message was supposed to be centered on how each of us is called to help make up the whole picture of life (the life of the community of the faithful). Like the pictures in the windows, it takes many little panels of glass to make the whole picture.
And then he said, "You see each one of you is a little pane." And then pointing to each child, "You're a little pane. And you're a little pane. And you're a little pane. And..."
It took a few moments before he realized why everyone was laughing so hard.
Don't be like FIMM!
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I was raised by two Atheists of Jewish heritage, married a non practicing Catholic and became a non denominational Christian due, in part, to some Amway meetings and a Jehovah's Witness who came to my door. My purple crayon writes with humor and almost always a little out of the lines.
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"A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver." -Proverbs 25:11
