Communication FUNdamentals

Oct. 17, 2007

FIMM Sticks Both Feet in His Mouth at Once!


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Episode 72: Your eyes are still good!
 

Bonnie is in her 4th month of pregnancy and she is beginning to show.  She is a bit emotional about the changes in her appearance.  She goes to FIMM looking for reassurance and comfort:

Bonnie: "Oh FIMM, I'm starting to look so fat!  My stomach sticks out, my clothes don't fit, my hair is all wild.  I just look a mess!"

FIMM: "Well, at least your eyes are still good!"


Surprisingly, this didn't make Bonnie feel any better...




FIMM, don't be like himm! 
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Oct. 17, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anonymous
FIMM responses
- Don't worry, it only gets worse from here on out, and it may never get better.

- One day you will look back on how you look right now and wish you could look so good.

- Quick! Take a picture! You want to remember how you looked before long stretch.

Bonnie, I'm sure you look beautiful! And you are doing an wonderful and wondrous thing, being part of the miracle of life. MOTHER is the most beautiful person in the world. Make sure you stay beautiful on the inside and that will shine through on those days when you don't shine on the outside.

Bre
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Oct. 17, 2007 - Your Eyes Are Still Good

Posted by Pastor Rebecca
Bonnie, don't mind FIMM. He's no different than any of our husbands. I don't know...when God took out the rib in man, he must have taken some other things out too. Bear with him Bonnie. In no time, you'll be back to your old self...just as beautiful as ever. Take care of yourself and that little bundle of joy that you're carrying. Be blessed.
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