Communication FUNdamentals

Nov. 14, 2007

FIMM: Thank... Not... You!


Previously on the Misadventures of Foot in Mouth Man...Click here!

Episode 75: Thank       Not      You
 
FIMM thought he would leave a note for Bonnie about their their first Thanksgiving together.  After writing it, he decided to help her do the laundry because she is having trouble with the smell of bleach while she is pregnant.  A few loads later, FIMM put this note on the pillow and went off to work. 

          Bonnie,

I have never been    happy!  I can't tell you             that I am very excited about the baby!  Your pregnancy with our first         has been awful       I must you that I would have had a terrific              life if I had never met you! I had to tell you how I feel on this our first Thanksgiving, so I had to write this                 Thank        not    you!



FIMM





Perhaps he shouldn't have put the note so close to the bleach while doing that laundry!







FIMM, don't be like himm! 
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