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Episode 78: Rebroadcast of the 12 Days of FIMMness Part 2!
FIMM and Bonnie were reminscing about their first CHRISTmas together before they were married. FIMM thought he was being romantic by giving her a gift each of the 12 days prior to CHRISTmas. In case you missed it last year, we bring you the Twelve Days of FIMMness Part 2!
On the seventh day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me...
Seven of last year's cookies,
Six diet books,
Five...rolls... of... toilet paper!
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!
On the eighth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man Gave to me...
Eight more slices of fruit cake,
Seven of last year's cookies,
Six diet books,
Five...rolls... of... toilet paper!
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!
On the ninth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man Gave to me...
Nine pants two sizes too small,
Eight more slices of fruit cake,
Seven of last year's cookies,
Six diet books,
Five...rolls... of... toilet paper!
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!
On the tenth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me...
Ten miniature golf balls,
Nine pants two sizes too small,
Eight more slices of fruit cake,
Seven of last year's cookies,
Six diet books,
Five...rolls... of... toilet paper!
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!
On the eleventh day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me...
Eleven Christmas Socks,
Ten miniature golf balls,
Nine pants two sizes too small,
Eight more slices of fruit cake,
Seven of last year's cookies,
Six diet books,
Five...rolls... of... toilet paper!
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!
On the twelfth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me...
Twelve Hawaiian Muumuus,
Eleven Christmas Socks,
Ten miniature golf balls,
Nine pants two sizes too small,
Eight more slices of fruit cake,
Seven of last year's cookies,
Six diet books,
Five...rolls... of... toilet paper!
Four used Tupperware containers,
Three slices of fruit cake,
Two nose hair trimmers
And a toaster that he got for free!
Merry CHRISTmas from FIMM!
FIMM, don't be like himm!
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