Communication FUNdamentals

Feb. 13, 2008

Misadventures of Foot in Mouth Man: Bee My Valentine


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Episode 85: Bee My Valentine

FIMM thought he would be spontaneous.  OK...so he forgot it was Valentines Day and he didn't have time to shop for Bonnie.  He made a quick stop before heading home.  Unfortunately the florists were out of flowers this late in the day.  However, on the way home he spotted some abandoned flowers at the side of the road and scooped them up.  He ran into the house straight for the closet where he kept an emergency box of chocolates for just such occassions and strolled in to the kitchen where Bonnie was cooking. 

He greeted Bonnie with the gifts and a big kiss.  Bonnie was making FIMM his favorite meal and the smell had been intoxicating since he walked in the front door!  He gave her the flowers and the box of candy. 

As he handed the flowers to Bonnie, a bee came out from inside one of the flowers and stung her on the nose!  After a little first aid Bonnie sat down to look at the wonderful gifts FIMM had brought her.  She pulled out the note that was enclosed on the flowers which read:

"Rest in Peace"
Confused, she opened the box of stale chocolates to find several other notes hiding inside.  Among them:

"Happy 89th Birthday Aunt Mildred"
"Congratulations on your promotion!"
and
"Happy Barmitzva Irving"


FIMM: Don't be like himm! 
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Feb. 14, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by MayTheyBeMightyMen
That was funny. :')

I think I can be reasonably sure my DH is a bit better prepared. . .I hope.
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