Sometimes my brain gets stuck in 2nd gear and this is the end result. Enjoy and please feel free to add your own!
If all the world’s a stage, who's manning the refreshment stands?
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and mascara runs all over your face!
The shortest distance between two points still takes over an hour in L.A. traffic!
Speak softly and nobody will ever hear you!
If at first you don’t succeed, you probably do need the directions.
A day without laughter is like…not as much fun!
A penny saved is …let's face it, not even worth picking up off the street!
Winning isn’t everything, but it’s the only reason they’ll accept for giving you the trophy!
He who hesitates is lost, but he who stops to ask for directions can make it to the meeting on time!
Behind every great man is his back.
Possession is 9/10ths of the law. Unfortunately the remaining tenth is what’ll land you in jail for stealing!
Silence is quiet.
The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The optimist sees the glass as half full. A child sees the opportunity to get the floor wet and wipe it up with the cat!
You can fool all of the people some of the time, but you can’t walk up hill both ways.
Beauty is only skin deep which is why I appreciate that God covered all the rest of it up.
All that glitters is not gold, but it sure is shiny.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but it isn’t polite to admit your eye isn’t beholding.
If attitude is everything, why are there so many other things and how come it can’t make you a ham sandwich?
Dog is man’s best friend…unless he’s got a snarl on his face with your name on it!
Never put off til tomorrow what you’re not going to do anyway. It’s just wasted space on your “To Do List”!
I was raised by two Atheists of Jewish heritage, married a non practicing Catholic and became a non denominational Christian due, in part, to some Amway meetings and a Jehovah's Witness who came to my door. My purple crayon writes with humor and almost always a little out of the lines.
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This blog is my creative and fun way of sharing my thoughts on communication skills relating mostly to homeschooling and sharing and defending the faith. It also reveals a bit about how the Lord took this shy Agnostic girl and allowed her to find her voice and her purpose, a zany voice to the Christian community with insight as to what unbelievers need to hear about Christ Jesus.
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I'll share news items, quotes, family friendly humor, tips, trivia, and my newest feature: Question of the Week. I invite you to come share your thoughts!
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For more creative fun with JoJo you can visit www.ArtofEloquence.com
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"A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver." -Proverbs 25:11
Nov. 7, 2008 - Another one for you!
Kim
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