Communication FUNdamentals

Nov. 14, 2008

Job Interview Tool

Posted in Friday Funnies
Due to the downturn in the economy, so many are out looking for a job after having been laid off.  Competition is fierce. There are sometimes hundreds of people interviewing for the same job.  The other day I announced a special we are having on a tool (Say What You Mean on a Job Interview) that will help give you an edge in today's job market. 

I found another job interview tool while back that may help those of you who were unsuccessful in a prior interview.  If it isn't helpful in securing the job in question, I pray it at least brings a little levity to an otherwise stressful situation.


Job Interview Tool

Dear Mr.[insert employers name]:

 

Thank you for your letter of [Date].  After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm.  This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

 

Despite [Name of Company]'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.  Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately.  I look forward to seeing you then.

 

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

 

Sincerely,

[Your Name Here]



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I was raised by two Atheists of Jewish heritage, married a non practicing Catholic and became a non denominational Christian due, in part, to some Amway meetings and a Jehovah's Witness who came to my door. My purple crayon writes with humor and almost always a little out of the lines. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This blog is my creative and fun way of sharing my thoughts on communication skills relating mostly to homeschooling and sharing and defending the faith. It also reveals a bit about how the Lord took this shy Agnostic girl and allowed her to find her voice and her purpose, a zany voice to the Christian community with insight as to what unbelievers need to hear about Christ Jesus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'll share news items, quotes, family friendly humor, tips, trivia, and my newest feature: Question of the Week. I invite you to come share your thoughts! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For more creative fun with JoJo you can visit www.ArtofEloquence.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver." -Proverbs 25:11

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