Communication FUNdamentals

Jan. 7, 2009

Foot in Mouth Man: Smaller Bills!

Episode 132: Smaller Bills! Blogger Cable is "Going Green" in an effort to use less paper.  Starting 2009, they will be sending out small note cards instead of the several page itemized statements.  Each customer's itemized statement will be kept on file over the internet if they want it.  FIMM decided to share that news with all of his customers so for the last few months he had put a notice on all his emails as well as his paperwork for his instillation and service calls.  The other day several customers stormed the Blogger Cable office upset that their bills were exactly the same as they were the month before! The manager had to be called to handle the angry mob.  He was shocked that so many wouldn't have received their new Go Green statements, but was even more perplexed by the number of people so concerned with the environment!  That was, until he read FIMM's notice: "Starting 2009, your Blogger Cable bills will be smaller!" ============================================= FIMM: Don't be like Himm!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon Teaching communication skills the FUN way!

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Dec. 31, 2008

Foot in Mouth Man's New Year's Resolutions

Episode 131: FIMM's New Year's Resolutions High, FIMM hear! I wanted to shair with you my new years resolutions as I wish you a HAPpy New Year.  It have been my pleasur to be you're example of how NOT two communicate agian this year so heare our my new years resolutions: 1. Eye will continu to bring you funny storys of how not two communicate 2. Eye will not take any of JoJo's Art of Eloquence courses to make me a better communicator sew I can can continue to make the kind of funnie misteaks you can laugh at and learn fromm. 3. Eye will not use Spell Checquer 4. Eye will not ask my wyfe, Bonnie, too corect my writings 5. Eye mite learn which of my quadrupples is Kymm and which one is Enrique! Happy New Year from you'r frend FIMM! ============================================= FIMM: Don't be like Himm!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon

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Dec. 24, 2008

Mary Chrismass from Foot in Mouth Man!

Episode 130: Mary Chrismass from FIMM! ============================================= FIMM: Don't be like Himm!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon

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Dec. 17, 2008

12 Days of FIMMness-Illustrated!

Episode 129: 12 Days of FIMMness all together this year and illustrated. It has become a tradition each year that I post the 12 Days of FIMMness each CHRISTmas.  I decided to do something a bit more creative this year by posting it all in one week and illustrating it with graphics.  Enjoy the 12 Days of FIMMness 2008! The 12 Days of FIMMness! Written by JoJo Tabares Inspired by Foot in Mouth Man On the first day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me... A toaster that he got for free! On the second day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me... Two nose hair trimmers And a toaster that he got for free! On the third day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me... Three pieces of fruit cake, Two nose hair trimmers And a toaster that he got for free! On the fourth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me... Four used Tupperware containers, Three slices of fruit cake, Two nose hair trimmers And a toaster that he got for free! On the fifth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me... Five...rolls... of... toilet paper! Four used Tupperware containers, Three slices of fruit cake, Two nose hair trimmers And a toaster that he got for free! On the sixth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me... Six diet books, Five...rolls... of... toilet paper! Four used Tupperware containers, Three slices of fruit cake, Two nose hair trimmers And a toaster that he got for free! On the seventh day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me... Seven of last year's cookies, Six diet books, Five...rolls... of... toilet paper! Four used Tupperware containers, Three slices of fruit cake, Two nose hair trimmers And a toaster that he got for free! On the eighth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man Gave to me... Eight more slices of fruit cake, Seven of last year's cookies, Six diet books, Five...rolls... of... toilet paper! Four used Tupperware containers, Three slices of fruit cake, Two nose hair trimmers And a toaster that he got for free! On the ninth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man Gave to me... Nine pants two sizes too small, Eight more slices of fruit cake, Seven of last year's cookies, Six diet books, Five...rolls... of... toilet paper! Four used Tupperware containers, Three slices of fruit cake, Two nose hair trimmers And a toaster that he got for free! On the tenth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me... Ten miniature golf balls, Nine pants two sizes too small, Eight more slices of fruit cake, Seven of last year's cookies, Six diet books, Five...rolls... of... toilet paper! Four used Tupperware containers, Three slices of fruit cake, Two nose hair trimmers And a toaster that he got for free! On the eleventh day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me...  Eleven Christmas Socks, Ten miniature golf balls, Nine pants two sizes too small, Eight more slices of fruit cake, Seven of last year's cookies, Six diet books, Five...rolls... of... toilet paper! Four used Tupperware containers, Three slices of fruit cake, Two nose hair trimmers And a toaster that he got for free! On the twelfth day of Christmas Foot in Mouth Man gave to me...  Twelve Hawaiian Muumuus, Eleven Christmas Socks, Ten miniature golf balls, Nine pants two sizes too small, Eight more slices of fruit cake, Seven of last year's cookies, Six diet books, Five...rolls... of... toilet paper! Four used Tupperware containers, Three slices of fruit cake, Two nose hair trimmers And a toaster that he got for free!   Merry CHRISTmas from FIMM! ========================================= FIMM: Don't be like Himm!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon

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Dec. 10, 2008

Brand NEW Misadventure of Foot in Mouth Man: Raising FIMMs!

Episode 128: Raising FIMMs! FIMM and Bonnie were at a family gathering this weekend.  Being new parents, naturally everyone was asking questions about their plans for Timm, Jimm, Kimm, Slimm and Enrique.   Some of the decisions they have made were well thought out, but FIMM's delivery could have used some work!  Here are some excerpts from his conversation: We've decided not to allow the kids to watch TV at all.  TV rots the brain.  We don't want our kids to be couch potatoes!  And we don't want to be like other parents who use TV as a babysitter! (At this point, several people suddenly found the door interesting!) We're going to homeschool.  Public schools are just awful! (Perhaps not the best word choice.) OUR kids ONLY have educational toys.  We know how Nintendo and Wii keeps kids overweight because they never go outside and play in the fresh air! (A few more just found the exit...) Bonnie doesn't allow them to eat processed foods.  We want OUR kids to be healthy! (Unlike these parents who want THEIR kids to be sickly! LOL) By the end of the evening, the only people left in the room were the ones with NO kids.  FIMM ran out of his own feet to stick in his mouth so he had to borrow a few! ============================================= FIMM: Don't be like Himm!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon

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Dec. 3, 2008

FIMMportant Decision Making Process

Episode 127: FIMMportant Decision Making Process FIMM is facing a decision.  Unfortunately his communication with FIMMself is just as confusing as his communication with others.  Illustrated here is the FIMM Thought Process... ============================================= FIMM: Don't be like Himm!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon

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Nov. 26, 2008

FIMM's Thanksgiving Guest Etiquette

Episode 126: FIMM's Thanksgiving Guest Etiquette Apparently FIMM didn't get the memo, or more specifically, my blogpost from yesterday where I shared Thanksgiving Guest Etiquette.  FIMM arrived about twenty four hours early for Thanksgiving Dinner at his mother-in-laws house with Bonnie, all 5 screaming quintuplettes and his cousin Albert.  FIMM was sure he heard Bonnie's mom invite them all over to stay the weekend!  Apparently what he heard was that Bonnie's cousin and his family were invited to stay over!  They were all hungry because they hadn't had lunch yet. Bonnie's mom was a bit unprepared for all of them to eat lunch.  She was still pretty busy preparing for Thanksgiving, but was gracious enough to scrounge up some food for them all and to prepare the only other room in their tiny house for all EIGHT of them to sleep in.  Bonnie was pretty busy with the five babies and while Cousin Albert did his best to help, FIMM placed himself on the couch watching the games, unaware that Bonnie's mom might need some help.  When he realized he should make himself useful, he decided to give Bonnie's mom the gift he had brought for her as a thank you for having them.  It was a Thanksgiving food craft.  Unfortunately, no matter how FIMM encouraged Bonnie's mom to make it with him, she was unwilling to break away from her Thanksgiving tasks.  FIMM was very understanding and decided to go back to watching the games on TV.  It's going to be a looooong weekend! ============================================= Don't be a FIMMpersonator!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon

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Nov. 19, 2008

Misadventures of Foot in Mouth Man: Hitting the Sauce

Episode 125: Hitting the Sauce FIMM's cousin Albert has been living with them for some time now. He's a big help to FIMM and Bonnie with the babies and around the house.  On Monday, FIMM was having a tough day.  He came home tired and just wanted to eat his hamburger in peace, however, the phone just kept ringing with wrong numbers and sales calls for time shares in Florida.  Albert thought he'd help FIMM out by answering the phone for him.  FIMM's hamburger was waiting and getting cold as he was trying desperately to get the ketchup out of the bottle.  After the day he had, the last thing he needed was an uncooperative ketchup bottle!  FIMM shook it vigorously and finally began slapping the bottom of the bottle with great force when the phone rang once more. Albert: Hello?  Oh hi there, Pastor Bill.  No FIMM can't come to the phone right now.  Can I take a message?  Well, I really think it'd be better if you called back then.  He had a REALLY tough day and he's hitting the sauce pretty hard!  ============================================= Don't be a FIMMpersonator!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon

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Nov. 12, 2008

FIMMcounter of the Traffic Ticket Kind

Episode 124: FIMMcounter of the Traffic Ticket Kind FIMM was racing home from work the other day when he was stopped by an officer of the Blogger Police Department.  FIMM rolled down his window as the officer walked up and began filling out a citation.  FIMM: Wow Officer! I wasn't aware that I was going over the speed limit.  I'm just in a hurry to get home to see my babies.  I haven't seen much of them the past month because I've been working a lot.  I'll be more careful if you could just see your way clear to giving me just a warning this time.  Officer: Well, I supposed it wouldn't hurt if I let you off with just a warning this time. FIMM: Oh thank you Officer!  Officer: Well, I guess you learned your lesson.  FIMM: Yes, Officer!  Always ask for a warning! What are the bets the officer tore up that ticket? FIMM: Ya gotta love himm! ============================================= FIMM: Don't be like himm!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon

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Nov. 5, 2008

An Open Invitation from FIMM for the Birthday Bash Show tomorrow!

Episode 123: An Open Invitation from FIMM Art of Eloquence would like to invite you to our 2nd Annual Online event celebrating our 6th year in business serving the Christian homeschooling community.  During our Birthday Bash Online Celebration, we will announce the names of the six winners of our drawing who will win a prize package worth over $200!  The Birthday Bash takes place totally online from 8am-11am PST or 11am-2pm EST tomorrow Nov. 6th!  To attend via your computer, click here: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/19736 To attend via your phone, dial: Phone Number: (724) 444-7444 Call ID: 19736 We will have three full hours (Virtual Field Trip Time!) of live workshops, contests with prizes, give aways and we will be announcing our six Birthday Bash Drawing winners during the show!  Foot in Mouth Man has a personal invitation for you:  High!  FIMM hear! I want two encourage you to come to Art of Eloquenceses Birth Day Bash show on Grace Talk Soup tomorrow morning you will have a grate time of fun and fun.I will be their in a fun way so don't mis the show so Jojo can tell you wehre i will be hiding so you can won even more prizes!  Watch me put my feet in my mouth six times tomorrow to so come to the show fos ome funn and yu will be happy you did FIMM   FIMM: Ya gotta love himm! ============================================= FIMM: Don't be like himm!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon

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Oct. 29, 2008

FIMMportant News for FIMM Fans Everywhere!

Episode 122: FIMMportant News for FIMM Fans! FIMM started off as a recurring character on my blog April 19th 2006, but FIMM Fame quickly took off.  I have written over 120 episodes for FIMM in the last 2 1/2 years, he's been on my podcast,  Grace Talk Soup, for an exclusive interview on 8/27/07 -Everything you ever wanted to know about FIMM but were afraid to ask!  Last year he was even a guest speaker at the Say What You Mean Convention 2008! You can listen to his seminar, Humorous Miscommunication Lessons from FIMM.  FIMM even has a video that was released on YouTube in March of 2007: And now FIMM has his very own FIMM Fan Club on Facebook!  FIMM Fans everywhere can join his fan club to get the latest news and FIMM Fun!  FIMM is overwhelmed by his fame and wanted to share an open letter to his fans: Dere FIMM Fans, I'm am so greatfull for the oportunitie two share my gift of uncommunication skils with you each weak.!  I have ben so blessed by having so many of you tell me how much funn you arehave reading my miscommunicatons and such that I mam so happy that God has given me a purpoise evn if i have so many trubles in my own life becasue i dont talk very well i promiss to do my very very best to create fun for every won i'll be very happy to post on the FIMM Fan club when i can and hope that ewe understand me what i say. Many bleesings too all my fans FIMM FIMM: Ya gotta love himm! ============================================= FIMM: Don't be like himm!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon...

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Oct. 22, 2008

FIMM Football Season

Episode 121: FIMM Football Season It's football season and FIMM's been watching the games on television.  He fell asleep watching one game and was on the couch all night long.  Bonnie came to him in the morning to wake him up for work. Bonnie: FIMM!  It's twenty to seven!  FIMM: Who's winning?  ============================================= FIMM: Don't be like himm!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon...

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Oct. 15, 2008

Day 5 of the "21 Days to More Godly Communication" as explained by FIMM

Episode 120: Day 5: 21 Days to More Godly Communication as explained by FIMM Today's topic for my series "21 Days to More Godly Communication" is from Proverbs 10:8.  Who better to post about the chattering fool than our Mascot and resident MIScommunicator, Foot in Mouth Man... "The wise in heart accepts commands, but the chattering fool comes to ruin." -Proverbs 10:8 Hi FIMM here, Foot in Mouth Man.  It's really good to be wise and take direction so you no your saying wise things and you don't say dumb things that get you into troble allot cuz its really important that you dont miscommunicate all the time like I due.  I can tell you from experience that miscommunication is nothing to fool a round with cuz know body understands you and then you get frustrated cuz knowbody understands you and you begin to sea that other people are getting frustrated with ewe and chattering on and on like I tend to due is really really really hard for other people because thay misunderstand you and then you due come to ruin as the Bible says you will and you can live a really ya no hard life that way when you have a hard time getting you're point a cross especially when folks our concentrating two much of the words you ar misusing and knot on the things you are saying you meen.  Oh won more thing I want too remind ewe of is that todays is the last day to find FIMM or me Foot in Mouth Man to win the Art of Eloquence drawing so you might win a n Art ofEloquence product of you're choice!!  If ewe havent entered the contest and found me yett this weak, you need to look on the art of Eloquence web sight and find me today, cuz like i said, todays the last day.  I'll give ewe a clue were I am hiding this weak when I tell u that I am hiding on the NUES Letter page rite next to the one about Communication FUNdamentals which is ware youl find the latest communication funnys each weak.  So if you look for me on the NUES Letter paige and email fimm@artofeloquence.com and tell JoJo wear you found me and what I was holding which is a purple bowkay of flours you will bee entered into our drawing. Good luck to al an remember ever body two always have funn when you learn you're communication Skills with Art of Eloquence! FIMM: Don't be like himm! ============================================= Don't be a FIMMpersonator!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon... Where's FIMM?  Did you find himm this week? Where's FIMM? Come find the only Foot in Mouth Man picture that is different from all the rest. Email what he looks like and where you found himm to fimm@artofeloquence.com and you could win a free Art of Eloquence eProduct of your choice!

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Oct. 8, 2008

ALL NEW: Foot in Mouth Man Episode: CO$TLY Miscommunication

Episode 119: CO$TLY Miscommunication FIMM received a notice in the mail that his bank account was overdrawn.  It seems his check to the gas company caused the problem.  FIMM couldn't understand why his $150 gas bill would cause his bank account to be overdrawn.  Maybe YOU can spot the problem? --------------------------------------------------------------                                                            Oct. 2, 2008 Pay the Order of:  Blogger Gas Company Amount of: $1500                                             Foot in Mouth Man --------------------------------------------------------------- FIMM: Don't be like himm! ============================================= Don't be a FIMMpersonator!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon... Where's FIMM?  Did you find himm this week? Where's FIMM? Come find the only Foot in Mouth Man picture that is different from all the rest. Email what he looks like and where you found himm to fimm@artofeloquence.com and you could win a free Art of Eloquence eProduct of your choice!

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Oct. 1, 2008

A Birthday Bash Mesasge from FIMM!

Episode 118: Birthday Greetings FIMM Style Art of Eloquence is turning six years old next month and today we kick off a month of creative communication fun with our Birthday Bash Drawing and three hour online episode of Grace Talk Soup.  FIMM is just so sweet that he wanted to express his birthday greetings.  From: The Desk of Foot in Mouth Man To: Art of Eloquence Staff Subject: Birthdays Dear JoJo, I'm writing because I just wanted to express my sincere and excited greeting wishes for having spent the last 72 months of time in pursuit of helping other people to spend their time in developing the creative lessons that show how extremely important it is to study the fine and important art of talking to other people so that they are able to understand you the way you had intended that they understand the things you say but not in a way that was either rude such as when someone doesn't think to have the capacity to say things with gentleness of heart or in a way that is quietly confusing causing other's brains to melt down as they try to figure out what on earth you just said on that paper there or computer when you type things in that make no sense. Yours very sincerely truly with love and in our Lord, FIMM   TRANSLATION: (for those of you who don't speak FIMM) Happy Sixth Birthday Art of Eloquence! How many more feet can FIMM fit in his mouth?  Tune in next week to find out! ============================================= Don't be a FIMMpersonator!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon... Where's FIMM?  Did you find himm this week? Where's FIMM? Come find the only Foot in Mouth Man picture that is different from all the rest. Email what he looks like and where you found himm to fimm@artofeloquence.com and you could win a free Art of Eloquence eProduct of your choice!

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Sep. 24, 2008

FIMM's Newest Misadventure: Baby Mix Up

Episode 117: Baby Mix Up FIMM got to see his quintuplets yesterday.  He hadn't seen them in so long!  He ran over to the babies, passed by each one and said... FIMM: Hi Jimm, Hi Timm, Hi Kimm, Hi Slimm, Hi Enrique! Bonnie: FIMM!  You got them all wrong! FIMM: I did?  Bonnie: Yes!  This is Kimm over here, can't you see she's the only one wearing pink?  FIMM:  Oh... now that you point that out, yes.  Well at least I got the rest of them right. Bonnie: Well, actually no.  This one is Timm, that one is Slimm and Enrique's behind me with Cousin Albert! This isn't Enrique, this is our next door neighbor's son Melvin!  (Written by my nine year old son, Christopher.) How many more feet can FIMM fit in his mouth?  Tune in next week to find out! ============================================= Don't be a FIMMpersonator!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon... Where's FIMM?  Did you find himm this week? Where's FIMM? Come find the only Foot in Mouth Man picture that is different from all the rest. Email what he looks like and where you found himm to fimm@artofeloquence.com and you could win a free Art of Eloquence eProduct of your choice!

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Sep. 17, 2008

All new FIMM: Logger Video Sinc

Episode 116: Logger Video Sinc FIMM received a call on his cell phone from Blogger Videos with yet another communication error that would prevent FIMM from getting his video camera so he can keep in touch with Bonnie and the kids while he is away on assignment for the Where's FIMM Contest.  Blogger Video Rep: FIMM, I am afraid there is another problem with your order.  FIMM: What now?  Blogger Video Rep: I'm afraid there is a problem with your check. FIMM: Why? I made extra certain to make the check out this time!  And I know there is money in the account!  What's the problem? Blogger Video Rep: Unfortunately, instead of making it out to Blogger Videos Inc., you made it out to Logger Video Sinc.  FIMM decided to order it with his credit card and pay a hefty fee for overnight delivery so he could make his video and send it out before Bonnie found the charge on the credit card bill and his surprise was ruined.  How many more feet can FIMM fit in his mouth?  Tune in next week to find out! ============================================= Don't be a FIMMpersonator!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon... Where's FIMM?  Did you find himm this week? Where's FIMM? Come find the only Foot in Mouth Man picture that is different from all the rest. Email what he looks like and where you found himm to fimm@artofeloquence.com and you could win a free Art of Eloquence eProduct of your choice!

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Sep. 10, 2008

NEW FIMM EPISODE: FIMM Fone

Episode 115: FIMM Fone FIMM never did hear from Blogger Video.  He can't figure it out because he knows he sent the order.  He figures he'll have to call to find out what's going on.  FIMM: Hi, I ordered a Blogger Video camera two weeks ago but I never received it.  Can you check on that please? Blogger Video Rep: Why certainly, sir.  What is your order number? FIMM:  I don't have any order number. Rep: I can still look it up by your name.  What is your name, sir? FIMM: Oh, this is FIMM Possible. Rep: Hmm... I don't see any orders on the computer for a FIMM Possible.  When did you order, sir?  Maybe I can look it up by the date. FIMM:  Oh it was two weeks ago on a Wednesday.  Rep:  Ok that would have been the 13th.  No, sir, I don't see any FIMM Possible order on that date.  Hmm...  Are you sure your order went through, sir?  FIMM:  Well, I don't know. Rep:  Did you get a confirmation email when you ordered? FIMM:  Oh, no.  Didn't I tell you that I mailed my order in?  Rep: No, sir, but all orders are eventually entered into the computer unless...  Wait a minute, sir.  I'll check.  Rep:  Sir. I have an incomplete order here from FIMM.  The letter didn't specify the model of the video camera you wanted or the shipping information and it didn't include any payment.  FIMM:  You mean I didn't put the check in the envelope?  Oh no! Rep: That's ok, sir. I can take your order now with your credit card.  FIMM:  No this is a surprise.  Bonnie checks the bills and she'll know about it before I get to surprise her.  I do the checking account so she won't know.  I'll just send a check.  Rep:  Ok sir.  You'll need to make it out to Blogger Videos, Inc and send it to the same address.  But please include a note that tells us the model number and the shipping address. What are the odds?  How many more feet can FIMM fit in his mouth?  Tune in next week to find out! ============================================= Don't be a FIMMpersonator!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon... Where's FIMM?  Did you find himm this week? Where's FIMM? Come find the only Foot in Mouth Man picture that is different from all the rest. Email what he looks like and where you found himm to fimm@artofeloquence.com and you could win a free Art of Eloquence eProduct of your choice!

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Sep. 3, 2008

All NEW Foot in Mouth Man: FIMMorder

Episode 114: FIMMorder FIMM has been away from Bonnie and the kids now for many weeks and he is still on assignment at the Art of Eloquence site for our Where's FIMM? Contest.  He had decided to buy a video camera so they could keep in touch more, but that was a week ago and FIMM hadn't heard from Blogger Video.  Since the website said it should take 10 business days, he thought he'd give it another week and then call them to find out what's going on.  FIMM ordered the video camera through the mail.  I thought you might be interested to see his order: Dear Blogger Video person in charge of orders, I'd like to order that video camera from you so that I could send video back to my Bonnie and kids who are five and one more because cousin al bert is coming to stay with us for a year     Can you please send me that video camera that i saw in the ad were I work at Art of Eloquence so i could have some fun with my five kids and keep in touch while i am on location for several week sat work and wont be able to see my presious kids and my deer wife for a long time? Thank youFIMM Blogger Video might be having a bit of trouble filling FIMM's order.  Since FIMM left no way to contact him, he just might be needing to make that phone call next week.  Stay tuned! How many more feet can FIMM fit in his mouth?  Tune in next week to find out! ============================================= Don't be a FIMMpersonator!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon... Where's FIMM?  Did you find himm this week? Where's FIMM? Come find the only Foot in Mouth Man picture that is different from all the rest. Email what he looks like and where you found himm to fimm@artofeloquence.com and you could win a free Art of Eloquence eProduct of your choice!

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Aug. 27, 2008

All NEW Foot in Mouth Man: Are you tawkin' ta me?

Episode 113: Are you tawkin' ta me? FIMM was in line at the bank while on his break.  He heard the guy behind him strike up a conversation.  He turned around to see the man facing him... Guy: It's a nice place! FIMM: Oh I guess it is for a bank.  Guy: The wife and I come often. FIMM: Really?... Guy: I think you should invest in it. FIMM:  I don't think I could afford to invest in a bank. Guy: No really, it would be great for you and your wife. FIMM: Really?! Guy: Look, Mark, I'll have to call you back there's some fool in front of me in the bank line listening in on our phone call.  That's when FIMM noticed the blue tooth in his ear... How many more feet can FIMM fit in his mouth?  Tune in next week to find out! ============================================= Don't be a FIMMpersonator!  Click here to read through the FIMM Archives and to view FIMM's video! Check out Art of Eloquence to learn communication skills the FUN way! ============================================= From JoJo's Purple Crayon... Where's FIMM?  Did you find himm this week? Where's FIMM? Come find the only Foot in Mouth Man picture that is different from all the rest. Email what he looks like and where you found himm to fimm@artofeloquence.com and you could win a free Art of Eloquence eProduct of your choice!

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