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Confessions of a Homeschool Dad
Dec. 7, 2006
Fun, FREE, Family Christmastime Entertainment
Have you noticed that most ads (TV and otherwise) are slightly manipulative? I worried about that in conjunction with my kids seeing some of them.
So, I devised a little game.
Here's the basics: Most ads, in an effort to be new and different OR to make something mundane seem a lot greater, will push the line of truth.
They won't actively lie to you (as it's illegal and they're not fond of jail), but they'll strongly imply things that probably aren't true.
The game is this - whenever there's a commercial on during Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (or whatever Christmas favorites you're watching as a family), be the first to point out the implication that leads to a false assumption.
AN EXAMPLE
For instance, many of you have seen those Head On commercials ("Head On! Head On! Apply Directly To the Forehead! Head On!"). Notice that, while they imply that it should cure a headache, nowhere in the ad does it make ANY claims as to headache curing.
In fact, it's the same if you look at their website. Here are the claims there:
1) Apply Directly to the Forehead 2) Available without a prescription. 3) Safe to use.
Nothing about "making a headache stop in 10 minutes" or, in fact, anything about headaches. Just that it's safe, available without prescription, and you should apply it directly to your forehead.
You could make the same, exact statements about water. Or potatoes. Or Chap Stick. Or bark mulch.
Now - try this out at your house and see how much fun it is (while, subversively, teaching your kids about the reality of ads).
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Dec. 4, 2006
Anyone Know A Quiet Alternative to Sweeping?
I know this sounds like an odd question. But, consider the source...
In any case, our 7-year-old has the job of "getting junk off of the floor". Sometimes, this is called "sweeping", however, you haven't seen this child's coordination.
So, until she grows into her final, graceful form, we've got her using one of those "stick vacs".
For those of you who haven't tried them (at least, the type that we use), they can be heard clear across town. When she turns it on, animals in a 10 mile radius take shelter. In other words, it's really loud.
So, I was wondering if anyone has discovered a hard-surface (wood / tile) floor cleaning device that might save all of our hearing.
Oh, yeah. Cheaper is better, too!
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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Jul. 25, 2006
How To Buy $200+ Worth of Clothes for $10.84
Do you feel like you've accomplished something when you've saved money?
I don't mean the typical, "Well, honey, that automatic shoe lacer was originally $250, so I saved us $3.14 with it on sale!"
I mean something that you have to acquire one way or the other. Like, oh....I don't know, clothes for your kids that they'll outgrow in a season!?!
We just went to our local Thrift Store and looked at clothes for our kids. The marked prices on the displays were pretty darn good. Shirts - $1. Jeans - $1. Shorts - $1. Dresses - $3. Skirts - $2.
Brands like the Gap, Circo, Lands' End, Catherine Rebecca, and all of the ones that we might look for in the stores were there. Looking brand spankin' new. There were even a couple of "school uniform" dresses (from companies I knew that did only that) that were built really well.
Our kids loved a lot of the clothes, so I kept letting them know that we'd probably have to put some of them back by the time we were done.
Since we were pretty well stocked up on shorts, we got 9 shirts, 3 dresses, and a skirt. I figured, all told, that we were looking at around $30.
However, the Thrift store was having a "sale". So, all of these clothes cost a total of $10.84. Have I mentioned that I love the thrift store?
What still amazes me, however (which just proves how "thrift store indocrinated" I am), is that some people paid over $200 for the stuff that we got originally, just to have their kid(s) wear it one season and then donate it to the Thrift Store.
That's one of the reasons that I'm starting my support group called "Encouraging Mindless Spending on Expensive, Brand-Name Clothing That Your Children Will Wear For One Season And Then You Can Donate It To The Thrift Store".
The name is a little long....I'll work on it.
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Jul. 10, 2006
A Flash of Cheapness
As some of you may know, I'm becoming one of the cheapest, hate-to-spend-money guys around. Not in a bad way, of course. It's just that I hate wasting money more and more every day.
For instance, it doesn't make sense to me to spend $10 for a shirt, $20 for a skirt, and $30 for a dress for children that are going to outgrow these clothes in 3-6 months. As a result, we let other people spend all of that money and we buy the next-to-new clothes at the Thrift store for $0.50 - $4.00 per item.
And we're also helping out an organization that helps the needy. Save money on clothes and give money to an organization working out their salvation by helping people who need it. This seems like a no-lose situation to me.
THE MORE I'M CHEAP, THE MORE WAYS OF BEING CHEAP APPEAR
So, while being cheap (which sounds better if I call it "Being a Good Steward of God's Money"), I often start to see new ways of saving money. It's weird that I didn't see these things before, but I guess I just wasn't looking. Does that happen to you?
In any case, a while back, I got some old computer equipment that a large company couldn't use any more. They can't just throw it away because of the hazardous stuff inside (mercury in batteries and power supplies, for instance), so I hauled it off for free.
One of the pieces was a big printer that still worked, but it was older and the case was messed up. But it worked! I couldn't put it to use, but I found someone who could and gave it to them.
The other piece, however, was more of a challenge. Though it cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $20,000 when it was new (in 1997 or thereabouts), nobody could really use it today because it would only work under Windows 95.
A FLASH OF THE OBVIOUS
So, it sat taking up room (at it took a LOT of room up) for a long time
until, this weekend, it hit me what I really had on my hands.
What I really had was about a hundred screws (which I could use), a number of parts that I could sell on eBay (and make a couple of bucks per item), and scrap metal.
So, I disassembled everything yesterday and I'll be eBaying a bunch of computer parts today while trying to find a nearby scrap metal dealer.
In the end, this space-wasting hunk of old technology could make me somewhere between $200 and $500!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find more old, used, "junk" technology equipment!
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Nov. 14, 2005
CheapSkaterisms #1: Top 14 Steps To Cut Cost On Groceries
I was doing my "catching-up-from-the-weekend" blog reading and came across Jammie's Blog where she was talking about forced frugality.
First of all, everyone needs to pray for Jammie. I've been there (actually, I'm sorta still there), so I know how tough this can be for everyone involved. Go ahead, pray now. I'll wait.
All done? Okay, the next thing I thought is that, since my family has been going through this for a couple years, we've figured out some things that can help in cutting costs. There are a lot of 'em, so I thought I'd start with something that can help everyone: Groceries.
NO, I DON'T MEAN STOP EATING!
Frankly, I've been rather amazed at the money we've saved on groceries just by paying attention and knowing what everything costs.
I know every single one of you will say the same thing I said: "Yeah, I could probably cut a couple bucks out of my grocery shopping, but that's about it. It's not like I'm buying escargot for dinner or anything!"
I've got one thing to say to that: Poppycock! Balderdash! Fooey! Okay, maybe that was three things, but you get the idea.
THE BASIC RULES FOR GROCERY CHEAPSKATERISM
Consider the following tips to be "Saving Money on Groceries 101":
1) Chances are, if it says, "mix", "pre-prepared", "pre-cooked", "pre-seasoned", or "Heat-n-Eat!", you don't need to buy it. You're paying 3-4 times the cost of the individual ingredients to save anywhere from 5-15 minutes. That's what we call "expensive".
2) Know your grocery store's cycles. They almost always discount certain categories of foods on a regular basis. For instance, around here, one store has milk, 2 gallons for $5, every 2-3 weeks. The rest of the time, it's about $3.70 a gallon. This makes it worthwhile to buy enough milk to last until the next sale.
3) Speaking of milk, get a large (Warehouse-store-size) box of powdered milk. Use it for all recipes that call for milk. Nobody can tell the difference and the cost difference is huge (translated into gallons, powdered milk costs $1.25 - $1.75 a gallon and takes forever to go bad).
4) Always cook multiples of recipes. It costs a very small percentage, energy-wise, to cook a double, triple, quadruple, etc. batch than it does a single. The leftovers can be frozen, which makes really quick and easy meals when you're tempted to get fast food (and it's a lot better for you).
5) Make sure you have an extra garage / basement freezer. You will be doing stocking up and freezing of leftovers a bunch. Since I'm talking about milk a lot, yes, you can freeze milk, too.
6) If you have the option in your area of multiple grocery stores, give up your grocery store loyalty. It costs you money, guaranteed.
GROCERIES, THE INTERMEDIATE COURSE
This is the 201-level course. Not introductory, but not graduate-level, either.
7) Learn to think about cooking with what you have, not buying special ingredients for what you want to cook. Especially one-time ingredients. There are a number of ways to do this.
A reverse cookbook: www.leftoverchef.com
Cookin' with Google: http://www.researchbuzz.org/tools/cookin-with-google.shtml
8) Think generically. Most good cooks do this naturally, but you can do recipe ingredient replacements if you think generically. For instance, lard = butter = oil. They're all oils and all more or less interchangeable.
9) Get "The Complete Tightwad Gazette" by Amy Dacyczyn. There's a lot of good advice (cooking and otherwise) in this book. It's 10 years of a great newsletter that was compiled into a book. Very little of it is outdated. Remember, libraries are free!
GROCERIES, THE ADVANCED CALCULUS COURSE
Okay, maybe it's not that serious, but it does involve math. This is the stage where you very scientifically record what you spend for everything you buy at the grocery store. This "PriceBook" philosophy is one that is covered in The Complete Tightwad Gazette.
10) Yes, it takes a lot of work to put together a Price Book. That's why I bought one that was basically pre-made and then updated it as we shopped. It made for much less effort and original creative thought on our part.
11) Think in ounces! While this will probably require a calculator strapped to you every time you go to the grocery store, you should be bringing your price book with you every time, anyway.
This way, you can compare the real price of any item, sale or otherwise, to the best price you've paid for that item before. You'll be amazed at how many sale prices aren't good at all.
12) If it works for your area, The Grocery Game is a good source for pricing data that includes coupons. It'll even tell you how you can get some free stuff when you combine sales and multiple coupons. You can try it out for 4 weeks for $1.
13) Join a Co-Op. Sometimes it's tough to find these near you, but, on the other hand, that just means you need to link arms with a few HomeSchoolBloggers in your area and form your own.
The idea is that you buy in some bulk fruits and vegetables (and anything else, really, but that's the most common) and pay the same rates as grocery stores. Which is significantly cheaper than what you pay.
A lot of these co-ops and directories are run by some pretty "crunchy" types, but don't be put off. You're working toward the same goal. A co-op directory listing:
Natural Foods Co-Op Directory and Distributor Listing
GreenPeople Grocery Co-Op Search
LocalHarvest Co-Op List
National Cooperative Business Association
14) Grow Your Own - Face it, this is the cheapest, best-for-you, most vitamins option out there. Not everybody has a green thumb, but anybody can learn to grow vegetables!
Whew! How's that for a little something to "chew on"?
YOUR TURN
What are some tips and tricks that you guys have found to save money on groceries. Let's get the CheapSkateNation activated here!
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Nov. 10, 2005
Let's Talk About a Cheapskate Christmas
So, I've already revealed to you that I'm a cheap guy. I notice that I'm also not the only one that finds it painful to spend money on excesses.
Just for the record, I didn't always used to be that way. At one point in our lives, my wife and I were high income, high-credit-card-debt-having, spend-at-the-drop-of-a-hat types. If anyone was helping out the US economy, it was us!
After a few years' of God's special attention to that area of our life, we have become inveterate cheapskates. I'll gladly give money to God, but anyone else is going to get the third degree.
WHICH BRINGS US TO CHRISTMAS - 47 DAYS AND COUNTING
Note that I don't say "shopping days".
We used to spend on Christmas like a drunken sailer in his first port of call after a 8 month tour of duty. In a submarine. Who just got paid.
In any case, as you may have guessed, that has come to a halt for us. Our extended family is still in port, spending away, but we're cut back. That, as many of your are probably painfully aware, creates it's own kind of stress.
DEATH IS REALLY UNDERRATED
However, the good news is that, my friends call me, to quote an episode of Friends, "dead inside". That is, I'm rather uninterested in what "everybody else" is doing, never been very responsive to peer pressure, and mostly "steer my own course".
However, my wife isn't quite there yet, so we repeatedly have this discussion of what to get particularly our families for Christmas. Not spending great, pocket-bulging wads of money limits our options.
As a result, we've done a lot of hand-making presents in the last few years. I like this solution except that we have a little difficulty coming up with unique, personalized hand-made presents. I may still be infected with the "It's Got To Be The Greatest Gift Ever!"-itis, but I'm looking for something really nice that we can hand-make.
USING THE ANCIENT INTERNET
However, it occurred to me recently that there is a network of God-infused brains working overtime at good 'ol HomeSchoolBlogger, so I thought I'd put these Christmas-gifty questions to all of you and let my brain rest:
1) What are some of the more unique and neat home-made / hand-made gifts that you've given or received (for both adults and young children under 7)?
2) What are some sources for inexpensive non-handmade gifts that you've found? The thrift store and liquidation stores like Big Lots are places I'm already headed to. What else have you found (that works for us citified folks)?
3) Somewhat unrelated to the above, but always interesting to me: What was your best Christmas gift ever?
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Nov. 9, 2005
Using Leftovers Living the Cheapskate Life
I went ahead and added a new category today: The Cheapskate Life.
You see, after my family went through a long period of unemployment and the inability to find a job, I've become just plain cheap.
The other day, my family went to donate some stuff to the thrift store and looked around to see if they could find anything worthwhile. What they found were dressy shoes that, with a little polish, you couldn't tell they weren't brand new.
There was literally no wear on the tread and it was, apparently (like I would know these things) a famous brand. We looked 'em up. $56 shoes. Would I ever spend $56 on children's shoes? Not on your life.
How much were they at the thrift store? $1. (To be fair, it was $1 a pair and we got 2 pairs...)
Will I ever be able to spend $40 or so on children's shoes again? I'm thinking no.
REUSE THOSE LEFTOVERS
All of that brings me to why I'm posting today: leftovers.
If you've got leftovers sitting in the fridge and don't know what to do with them, now there's help!
LeftOverChef
Go to this site. Pick the main ingredient that you want to use. Pick any other things that you might have around the house. Then tell it to find a recipe.
How easy is that!?!
Let me know your Cheapskate Living tricks, too. I can't get enough of 'em. I have a sickness, I know... |
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