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Country Gal
Aug. 31, 2007
ways to annoy your friend in the bathroom
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1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
6. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
7. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
8. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
9. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
10. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
11. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
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Aug. 28, 2007
Het Guys
How is everybody?
Verse of the day: 1 Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
Forgiveness quote of the day: "He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself; for every man has need to be forgiven." - Lord Herbert
Beauty tip of the day: Remember that you are stuck with yourself for life. So treat yourself well and like yourself. Take the time to pamper yourself often. You deserve it!
Quote of the day,
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
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