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Creative Homeschooling is...Thinking Out-of-the-Box!
Mar. 27, 2006
Satirical Silly - T-Shirt!
Awe...Spring!! The fresh, clean air, the flowers, the birds....the thongs???
I have a great invention idea I think many would find useful in today's Hang-It-All-Out Culture. Remember those "Special X-Ray vision" glasses they use to advertise in the backs of comic books? Well, my glasses would be like that....ONLY OPPOSITE!
Instead of being able to see through clothing, my special glasses would
PUT CLOTHING ON, where it should be in the first place, hiding flesh
and fat , that was never meant to be exposed publicly in the first
place. I am so baffled by this latest body-baring phenomenon that seems to be epidemic in our culture. No
place is safe these days, not the library, grocery store....
everywhere, we are visually forced fed bare bellies and
backsides! This epidemic seems to be
widespread regardless of weight, stretch marks and even weather
conditions (I have seen this in the coldest of conditions!). When
I was a teenager, we did what we could to hide those
"unflattering areas". Maybe I'm just an old fogy but I just don't get this latest trend!?!?!  So, here is my Satirical Silly response to this fashion trend.
If I were brave (which I have repeatedly said that I
am not!), I would sport this t-shirt whenever I go out in public.
Oh, and I would also make my pre-adolescent son wear it as well.
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