6-30-2008 - Why?

 I wanted to post, but had nothing to post about, so decided to lull y'all to sleep with these interesting facts of life. Please read them--you're bound to find one that applies to you... I did.

⇒Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

⇒Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

⇒Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

⇒Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

⇒Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

⇒Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

⇒Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

⇒Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

⇒Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'?

⇒If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

⇒Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

⇒Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

⇒Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

⇒Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

⇒Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

⇒How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

⇒Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

⇒In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

⇒How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

⇒The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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