I messed up.

I talked my husband into going to the grocery store with me in winter.

Normally, he simply doesn't go to any grocery stores with me.
Or without me.
He has a serious aversion to them.

Starsky & Hutch

But he went with me when we needed, among other things, eggs.
And eggs are high now.
$2.39 a dozen.
That's twenty cents per egg!
Kind of high when you consider that we normally just walk outside to get fresh eggs.

So we'll be ordering more chickens next month.

Rocky

A man who eats eggs every day wants more chickens.
A man who's willing to build shelters for chickens wants more chickens.
It almost makes sense...

So what's the problem?

Well....

This time he's determined that we'll eat the chickens, too.
He also saw the price of those.

We have a rule here that if it's named we don't eat it.
So me and the girls name all the creatures quickly.

Jenny

And sly man that he is has said that this time we can't name them.
SAY WHAT??!!

AhLaLa I can't hear you when you say:
"What's the point of gving away roosters when we could save money by eating them?"
"Are all these supposed to be pets?'
"Everybody in this house likes to eat chicken."
"It would be cheaper than buying chicken at the store."